Quoth she, good husband, do not deal My cause of jealousy : You know I always paid the score, I saved twenty pound and more, But now my saving of the same, To weave this web of woe; But now my gold and goods are this, Good husband be content. Give me, &c. And thus to lead my life anew I fully now purpose, That thou may'st change thy coat of blue, And I my yellow hose. This being done, our country wives May warning take by me, How they do live such jealous lives, Give me my yellow hose again, For now my wife she watcheth me, XLIII. Countryman's Bill of Charges for his coming up to London, declared by a Whistle. Tune-King Henry, &c. DIOGENES that laugh'd to see A mare once eat a thistle, Would surely smile and laugh the while, For now 'tis meant we must invent A silent way of ringing, And so for fear least some should hear, With a hey down, with a how down With a haw down, down, down derry, Since that we may Nor sing, nor say We'll whistle and be merry. A countryman to London came To view the famous city, And here his charge did grow so large, It made me write this ditty, For in a bill he set down still His charge from the beginning, Which I did find, and now do mind, To whistle stead of singing. With a hey down, &c. Imprimis, coming unto town, But I'll whistle instead of singing. With a hey down, &c. Item, that I went abroad, And had my purse soon picked, While I did stare on London ware, By a pick-purse I was fitted : Item, that I met a wench, . That put me down in drinking, I dare not say what she made me pay, But I'll whistle instead of singing. With a hey down, &c. Item, that I met withall A very loving cousin, Who needs would be of my country, I will not say what they made me pay, Item, that I daily went Unto my lawyer's chamber, And he did say, I should win the day Without all fear or danger. But then at last, for charge and cost He such a bill did bring in, I will not say what he made me pay, But I'll whistle instead of singing. With a hey down, &c. Item, that I paid for there A bagpipe in a bottle, Which did begin to hiss and sing When we did stir the stople. Item, that one night I did lie Item, that at last I came To take my horse again, But my horse look't never worse, His belly did complain, For he alas! for want of hay, Stood o'er the manger g1inning, Yet they made me pay for night and day, SECOND PART, OR, Countryman's going down into the Country, declared by a Whistle, to the same tune. THUS having got from London once, He rid full heavy hearted, I dare not boast what those papers cost, With a hey down, &c. |