Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies, Those play the scholars who can't play the men, It chanc'd my husband, on a winter's night, But what most pleas'd him was the Cretan dame And husband-bull-Oh, monstrous! fie, for shame! He had by heart the whole detail of woe He read how Arius to his friend complain'd 6 Where grows this plant,' replied the friend,' 'oh! where? For better fruit did never orchard bear: Then how two wives their lords' destruction prove, Thro' hatred one, and one thro' too much love; How some with swords their sleeping lords And some have hammer'd nails into their brain, And some have drench'd them with a deadly potion: All this he read, and read with great devotion. Long time I heard, and swell'd, and blush'd, and frown'd; But when no end of these vile tales I found, 296 THE POEMS OF POPE. But after many a hearty struggle past, I condescended to be pleas'd at last. Soon as he said, 'My mistress and my wife! Do what you list the term of all your life;' I took to heart the merits of the cause, And stood content to rule by wholesome laws; Receiv'd the reins of absolute command, With all the government of house and land, And empire o'er his tongue and o’er his hand. As for the volume that revil'd the dames, 'Twas torn to fragments, and condemn'd to flames. Now Heaven on all my husbands gone bestow Pleasures above for tortures felt below: That rest they wish'd for grant them in the grave, And bless those souls my conduct help'd to save! |