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for his salutation, as showing as well the ca- | Bedlam, with proper medicaments, and the pacity of a bell-man as a historian. My dis-Mercure Gallant to soothe his imagination that tempered old acquaintance read, in the next he is actually in France. If therefore he should place, the account of the affairs abroad in the escape to Covent-garden again, all persons are Courant: but the matter was told so distinctly, desired to lay hold of him, and deliver him to that these wanderers thought there was no Mr. Morphew, my overseer. At the same time, news in it; this paper differing from the rest, I desire all true subjects to forbear discourse as a history from a romance. The tautology, with him, any otherwise than, when he begins the contradiction, the doubts, and wants of to fight a battle for France, to say, Sir, I hope confirmations, are what keep up imaginary to see you in England.' entertainments in empty heads and produce neglect of their own affairs, poverty, and bankruptcy, in many of the shop-statesmen; but No. 179.] Saturday, June 1, 1710. turn the imaginations of those of a little higher orb into deliriums of dissatisfaction, which is seen in a continual fret upon all that touches their brains, but more particularly upon any advantage obtained by their country, where they are considered as lunatics, and therefore tolerated in their ravings.

-Oh! quis me gelidis in vallibus Iæmi
Sistat, et ingenti ramorum protegat umbrà?

Virg. Georg, in 488

Some god conduct me to the sacred shades,-
Or lift me high to Hamus' hilly crown! Dryden.

From my own Apartment, May 31.

In this parched season, next to the pleasure cf going into the country is that of hearing from it, and partaking the joys of it in description; as in the following letter:

'SIR,

'I believe you will forgive me, though I write to you a very long epistle; since it relates to the satisfaction of a country life, which I know you would lead, if you could. In the first place, I must confess to you, that I am one of the most luxurious men living; and as I am such, I take care to make my pleasures lasting, by following none but such as are innocent and refined, as well as, in some measure, improving. You have in your labours been so much concerned to represent the actions and passions of mankind, that the whole vegetable world has almost escaped your observation : but sure there are gratifications to be drawn from thence, which deserve to be recommended. For your better information, I wish you could visit your old friend in Cornwall. You would be pleased to see the many alterations I have made about my house, and how much I have improved my estate without raising the rents

What I am now warning the people of is, that the newspapers of this island are as pernicious to weak heads in England, as ever books of chivalry to Spain; and therefore shall do all that in me lies, with the utmost care and vigilance imaginable, to prevent these growing evils. A flaming instance of this malady appeared in my old acquaintance at this time, who, after he had done reading all his papers, ended with a thoughtful air, 'If we should have a peace, we should then know for certain whether it was the king of Sweden that lately came to Dunkirk?' I whispered him, and desired him to step aside a little with me. When I had opportunity, I decoyed him into a coach, in order for his more easy conveyance to Moor-fields. The man went very quietly with me; and by that time he had brought the Swede from the defeat by the czar to the Boristhenes, we were passing by Will's coffeehouse, where the man of the house beckoned to us. We made a full stop, and could hear from above a very loud voice swearing, with some expressions towards treason, that the subject in France was as free as in England. His distemper would not let him reflect, that his own discourse was an argument of the contrary. They told him, one would speak with As the winter engrosses with us near a him below. He came immediately to our double portion of the year, the three delightful coach-side. I whispered him, ' that I bad an vicissitudes being crowded almost within the order to carry him to the Bastile.' He imme-space of six months, there is nothing upon diately obeyed with great resignation: for to this sort of lunatic, whose brain is touched for the French, the name of a gaol in that kingdom has a more agreeable sound, than that of a paternal seat in this their own country. It happened a little unluckily bringing these lunatics together, for they immediately fell into a debate concerning the greatness of their respective monarchs; one for the king of Sweden, the other for the grand monarque of France. This gentleman from Will's is now next door to the upholsterer, safe in his apartment in my

of it.

which I have bestowed so much study and expense, as in contriving means to soften the severity of it, and, if possible, to establish twelve cheerful months about my habitation. In order to this, the charges I have been at in building and furnishing a green-house will perhaps be thought somewhat extravagant by a great many gentlemen whose revenues exceed mine. But, when I consider, that all men of any life and spirit have their inclinations to gratify; and when I compute the sums laid out by the generality of the men of pleasure,

in the number of which I always rank myself, in riotous eating and drinking, in equipage and apparel, upon wenching, gaming, racing, aud hunting; I find, upon the balance, that the indulging of my humour comes at a reasonable

rate.

'Since I communicate to you all incidents, serious and trifling, even to the death of a butterfly, that fall out within the compass of my little empire; you will not, I hope, be ill pleased with the draught I now send you of my little winter paradise, and with an account of my way of amusing myself and others in it.

"The younger Pliny, you know, writes a long letter to his friend Gallus, in which he gives him a very particular plan of the situation, the conveniences, and the agreeableness of his villa. In my last, you may remember, I promised vou something of this kind. Had Pliny lived in a northern climate, I doubt not but we should have found a very complete orangery among his epistles; and I, probably, should have co. pied his model, instead of building after my own fancy, and you had been referred to him for the history of my late exploits in architecture by which means my performances would have made a better figure, at least in writing, than they are like to make at present.

"The area of my green-house is a hundred paces long, fifty broad, and the roof thirty feet high. The wall toward the north is of solid stone. On the south side, and at both the ends, the stone-work rises but three feet from the ground; excepting the pilasters, placed at convenient distances, to strengthen and beautify the building. The intermediate spaces are filled up with large sashes of the strongest and most transparent glass. The middle sash, which is wider than any of the other, serves for the entrance; to which you mount by six easy steps, and descend on the inside by as many. This opens and shuts with greater ease, keeps the wind out better, and is at the same time more uniform than foldingdoors.

weather. My greens and flowers are as sensible as I am of this benefit. They flourish and look cheerful as in the spring, while their fellow-creatures abroad are starved to death. I must add, that a moderate expense of fire, over and above the contribution I receive from the sun, serves to keep this large room in a due temperature; it being sheltered from the cold winds by a hill on the north, and a wood on the east.

The shell, you see, is both agreeable and convenient; and now you shall judge, whether I have laid out the floor to advantage. There goes through the whole length of it a spacious walk of the finest gravel, made to bind and unite so firmly that it seems one continued stone; with this advantage, that it is easier to the foot, and better for walking, than if it were what it seems to be. At each end of the walk, on the one and on the other side of it, lies a square plot of grass of the finest turf, and brightest verdure. What ground remains on both sides, between these little smooth fields of green, is flagged with large quarries of white marble; where the blue veins trace out such a variety of irregular windings, through the clear surface, that these bright plains seem full of rivulets and streaming meanders. This, to my eye, that delights in simplicity, is inexpressibly more beautiful than the checquered floors which are so generally admired by others. Upon the right and upon the left, along the gravel walk, I have ranged interchangeably the bay, the myrtle, the orange, and the lemontrees, intermixed with painted hollies, silver firs, and pyramids of yew; all so disposed, that every tree receives an additional beauty from its situation, besides the harmony that rises from the disposition of the whole. No shade cuts too strongly, or breaks in harshly upon the other; but the eye is cheered with a mild rather than gorgeous diversity of greens. "The borders of the four grass plots are garnished with pots of flowers. Those delicacies of nature recreate two senses at once; and leave such delightful and gentle impressions upon the brain, that I cannot help thinking them of equal force with the softest airs of music, toward the smoothing of our tempers. In the centre of every plot is a statue. The figures I have made choice of are a Venus, an Adonis, a Diana, and an Apollo; such excellent copies, as to raise the same delight as we should draw from the sight of the ancient originals.

In the middle of the roof there runs a ceiling thirty feet broad, from one end to the other. This is enlivened by a masterly pencil, with all the variety of rural scenes and prospects, which he has peopled with the whole tribe of sylvan deities. Their characters and their stories are so well expressed, that the whole seems a collection of all the most beautiful fables of the ancient poets translated into colours. The remaining spaces of the roof, ten feet on each side of the ceiling, are of the clearest glass, to "The north wall would have been but a tirelet in the sky and clouds from above. The some waste to the eye, if I had not diversified building points full east and west, so that I it with the most lively ornaments, suitable to enjoy the sun while he is above the horizon. the place. To this intent, I have been at the His rays are improved through the glass; and expense to lead, over arches, from a neighbourreceive through it what is desirable in a wintering hill, a plentiful store of spring-water, which sky, without the coarse allay of the season, a beautiful Naiad, placed as high as is possible which is a kind of sifting or straining the in the centre of the vall. pours out from an

I am,

'Your most humble servant,

urn. This, by a fall of above twenty feet, | contribute very much to mend the climate five makes a most delightful cascade into a bason, or six miles about us. that opens wide within the marble-floor on that side. At a reasonable distance, on either hand of the cascade, the wall is hollowed into two spreading scollops, each of which receives

Stultitiam patiantur opes.

'T. S.'

Hor. 1 Ep. xviii. 29.

Their folly pleads the privilege of wealth.

a couch of green velvet, and forms at the same No. 180.] Tuesday, June 3, 1710.
time a canopy over them. Next to them come
two large aviaries, which are likewise let into
the stone. These are succeeded by two grot-
tos, set off with all the pleasing rudeness of
shells, and moss, and cragged stones, imitating,
in miniature, rocks and precipices, the most
dreadful and gigantic works of nature. After
the grottos, you have two niches; the one
inhabited by Ceres, with her sickle and sheaf
of wheat; and the other by Pomona, who,
with a countenance full of good cheer, pours
a bounteous autumn of fruits out of her horn.
Last of all come two colonies of bees, whose
stations lying cast and west, the one is saluted
by the rising, the other by the setting sun.
These, all of them being placed at proportioned
intervals, furnish out the whole length of the
wall; and the spaces that lie between are
painted in fresco, by the same hand that has
enriched my ceiling.

From my own Apartment, June 2.
I HAVE received a letter which accuses me
of partiality in the administration of the Cen-
sorship; and says, that I have been very free
with the lower part of mankind, but extremely
cautious in representations of matters which
concern men of condition. This correspondent
takes upon him also to say, the upholsterer
was not undone by turning politician, but be-
came bankrupt by trusting his goods to per-
sons of quality; and demands of me, that I
should do justice upon such as brought poverty
and distress upon the world below them, while
they themselves were sunk in pleasures and
luxury, supported at the expense of those very
persons whom they treated with negligence, as
if they did not know whether they dealt with
them or not. This is a very heavy accusation,
both of me, and such as the man aggrieved
accuses me of tolerating. For this reason, I
resolved to take this matter into consideration;
and upon very little meditation, could call to
my memory many instances which made this
complaint far from being groundless. The
root of this evil does not always proceed from
injustice in the men of figure, but often from
a false grandeur which they take upon them
in being unacquainted with their own business;
not considering how mean a part they act,
when their names and characters are subjected
to the little arts of their servants and depen-
dants. The overseers of the poor are a people
who have no great reputation for the discharge
of their trust; but are much less scandalous
than the overseers of the rich. Ask a young
fellow of a great estate, who was that odd fel-
low that spoke to him in a public place? he
answers, one that does my business.' It is,
with many, a natural consequence of being a
man of fortune, that they are not to under-

'Now, sir, you see my whole contrivance to elude the rigour of the year, to bring a northern climate nearer the sun, and to exempt myself from the common fate of my countrymen. I must detain you a little longer, to tell you that I never enter this delicious retirement, but my spirits are revived, and a sweet complacency diffuses itself over my whole mind. And how can it be otherwise, with a conscience void of offence, where the music of falling waters, the symphony of birds, the gentle humming of becs, the breath of flowers, the fine imagery of painting and sculpture; in a word, the beauties and the charms of nature and of art, court all my faculties, refresh the fibres of the brain, and smooth every avenue of thought? What pleasing meditarions, what agreeable wanderings of the mind, and what delicious slumbers, have I enjoyed here? And when I turn up some masterly writer to my imagination, methinks here his beauties appear in the most advantageous light, and the rays of his genius shoot upon me with greater force and brightness than ordinary. This place likewise keeps the whole family in good humour, in a season wherein gloominess of temper pre-stand the disposal of it; and they long to come to vails universally in this island. My wife does their estates, only to put themselves under new often touch her lute in one of the grottos, guardianship. Nay, I have known a young and my daughter sings to it; while the ladies fellow, who was regularly bred an attorney, with you, amidst all the diversions of the town, and was a very expert one until he had an and in the most affluent fortunes, are fretting estate fallen to him. The moment that hapand repining beneath a louring sky for they pened, he, who could before prove the next know not what. In the green-house we often land he cast his eye upon his own, and was dine, we drink tea, we dance country-dances; so sharp, that a man at first sight would give and, what is the chief pleasure of all, we en- him a small sum for a general receipt, whether tertain our neighbours in it, and by this means he owed him any thing or not; such a one,

say, have I seen, upon coming to an estate, forget all his diffidence of mankind, and become the most manageable thing breathing. He immediately wanted a stirring man to take upon him his affairs, to receive and pay, and do every thing which he himself was now too fine a gentleman to understand. It is pleasant to consider, that he who would have got an estate, had he not come to one, will certainly starve because one fell to him; but such cuntradictions are we to ourselves, and any change of life is insupportable to some natures.

It is a mistaken sense of superiority, to believe a figure, or equipage, gives men precedence to their neighbours. Nothing can create respect from mankind, but laying obligations upon them; and it may very reasonably be concluded, that if it were put into a due balance, according to the true state of the account, many who believe themselves in possession of a large share of dignity in the world, must give place to their inferiors. The greatest of all distinctions in civil life is that of debtor and creditor; and there needs no great progress in logic to know which, in that case, is the advantageous side. He who can say to another, Pray, master,' or, pray, my lord, give me my own,' can as justly tell him,' It is a fantastical distinction you take upon you, to pretend to pass upon the world for my master or lord, when, at the same time that I wear your livery, you owe me wages; or, while I wait at your door, you are ashamed to see me until you have paid my bill.'

The good old way among the gentry of England, to maintain their pre-eminence over the lower rank, was by their bounty, munificence, and hospitality; and it is a very unhappy change, if at present, by themselves or their agents, the luxury of the gentry is supported by the credit of the trader. This is what my correspondent pretends to prove out of his own books, and those of his whole neighbourhood. He has the confidence to say, that there is a mug-house near Long-acre, where you may every evening hear an exact account of distresses of this kind. One complains that such a lady's finery is the occasion that his own wife and daughter appear so long in the same gown. Another, that all the furniture of her visiting apartment are no more hers, then the scenery of a play are the proper goods of the actress. Nay, at the lower end of the same table, you may hear a butcher and poulterer say, that, at their proper charge, all that family has been maintained since they last came to town.

The free manner in which people of fashion are discoursed on at such meetings, is but a just reproach of their failures in this kind; but the melancholy relations of the great necessities tradesmen are driven to, who support their credit in spite of the faithless promises which are made them, and the abatement

which they suffer when paid by the extortion of upper servants, is what would stop the most thoughtless man in the career of his pleasures, if rightly represented to him.

If this matter be not very speedily amended, I shall think fit to print exact lists of all persons who are not at their own disposal, though above the age of twenty-one; and as the trader is made bankrupt for absence from his abode, so shall the gentleman for being at home, if, when Mr. Morphew calls, he cannot give an exact account of what passes in his own family. After this fair warning, no one ought to think himself hardly dealt with, if I take upon me to pronounce him no longer master of his estate, wife, or family, than he continues to improve, cherish, and maintain them upon the basis of his own property, without incursions upon his neighbour in any of these particulars.

According to that excellent philosopher, Epictetus, we are all but acting parts in a play; and it is not a distinction in itself to be high or low, but to become the parts we are to perform. I am by my office prompter on this occasion; and shall give those who are a little out in their parts, such soft hints as may help them to proceed, without letting it be known to the audience they were out; but if they run quite out of character, they must be called off the stage, and receive parts more suitable to their genius. Servile complaisance shall degrade a man from his honour and quality, and haughtiness be yet more debased. Fortune shall no longer appropriate distinctions, but nature direct us in the disposition both of respect and discountenance. As there are tempers made for command, and others for obedience; so there are men born for acquiring possessions, and others incapable of being other than mere lodgers in the houses of their ancestors, and have it not in their very composition to be proprietors of any thing. These men are moved only by the mere effects of impulse their good-will and disesteem are to be regarded equally; for neither is the effect of their judgment. This loose temper is that which makes a man, what Sallust so well remarks to happen frequently in the same person, to be covetous of what is another's, and profuse of what is his own. This sort of men is usually amiable to ordinary eyes; but, in the sight of reason, nothing is laudable but what is guided by reason. The covetous prodigal is of all others the worst man in society. If he would but take time to look into himself, he would find his soul all over gashed with broken vows and promises; and his retrospect on his actions would not consist of reflexions upon those good resolutions after mature thought, which are the true life of a reasonable creature, but the. nauseous memory of imperfect pleasures, idle dreams, and occasioned amusements. To follow such dissatisfying pursuits, is it possible to suf

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fer the ignominy of being unjust? I remember in Tully's Epistle, in the recommendation of a man to an affair which had no manner of relation to money, it is said, You may trust him, for he is a frugal man.' It is certain, he who has not regard to strict justice in the commerce of life, can be capable of no good action in any other kind; but he, who lives below his income, lays up, every moment of life, armour against a base world, that will cover all his frailties while he is so fortified, and exaggerate them when he is naked and defenceless.

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From my own Apartment, June 5. THERE are those among mankind, who can enjoy no relish of their being, except the world is made acquainted with all that relates to them, and think every thing lost that passes unobserved; but others find a solid delight in stealing by the crowd, and modelling their life after such a manner, as is as much above the approbation as the practice of the vulgar. Life being too short to give instances great enough of true friendship or good-will, some sages have thought it pious to preserve a certain reverence for the manes of their deceased friends; and have withdrawn themselves from the rest of the world at certain seasons, to commemorate in their own thoughts such of their acquaintance who have gone before them out of this life. And indeed, when we are advanced in years, there is not a more pleasing entertainment, than to recollect in a gloomy moment the many we have parted with, that have been dear and agreeable to us, and to cast a melancholy thought or two after those, with whom, perhaps, we have indulged ourselves in whole nights of mirth and jollity. With such inclinations in my heart I went to my closet yesterday in the evening, and resolved to be sorrowful; upon which occasion I could not but look with disdain upon myself, that though all the reasons which I had to lament the loss of many of my friends are now as forcible as at the moment of their departure, yet did not my Leart swell with the same sorrow which I felt

at that time; but I could, without tears, reflect upon many pleasing adventures I have had with some, who have long been blended with common earth. Though it is by the benefit of nature, that length of time thus blots out the violence of afflictions; yet, with tempers too much given to pleasure, it is almost necessary to revive the old places of grief in our memory; and ponder step by step on past life, to lead the mind into that sobriety of thought which poises the heart, and makes it beat with due time, without being quickened with desire, or retarded with despair, from its proper and equal motion. When we wind up a clock that is out of order, to make it go well for the future, we do not immediately set the hand to the present instant, but we make it strike the round of all its hours, before it can recover the regularity of its time. Such, thought I, shall be my method this evening; and since it is that day of the year which I dedicate to the memory of such in another life as I much delighted in when living, an hour or two shall be sacred to sorrow and their memory, while I run over all the melancholy circumstances of this kind which have occurred to me in my whole life.

The first sense of sorrow I ever knew was upon the death of my father,* at which time I was not quite five years of age; but was rather amazed at what all the house meant, than possessed with a real understanding why nobody was willing to play with me. I remember I went into the room where his body lay, and my mother sat weeping alone by it. I had my battledore in my hand, and fell a beating the coffin, and calling Papa; for, I know not how, had some slight idea that he was locked up there. My mother catched me in her arms, and, transported beyond all patience of the silent grief she was before in, she almost smothered me in her embraces; and told me in a flood of tears, Papa could not hear me, and would play with me no more, for they were going to put him under ground, whence he could never come to us again.' She was a very beautiful woman, of a noble spirit, and there was a dignity in her grief amidst all the wildness of her transport; which, methought, struck me with an instinct of sorrow, that, before I was sensible of what it was to grieve, seized my very soul, and has made pity the weakness of my heart ever since. The mind in infancy is, methinks, like the body in em

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*This anecdote of Steele's history seems to have escaped the notice of the writer of his life in the Biog. Britain.

Steele's father was a counsellor at law, and some time pri vate secretary to James I. duke of Ormond. His son (Sir probably about the year 1676; and being brought to Lon Richard) was born at Dublin, but of English extraction, don very young, he was put to school at the Charter-house, as it seems, by the direction of his patron, James I. duke of Ormond, who was one of the governors of that hospital, and who, if he had lived long enough, might probably have been very serviceable to our author.

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