548 THE NEWCASTLE APOTHECARY. Yet some affirm, no enemies they are, Though the apothecary fights with Death, A member of this Esculapian line Or make a bill; Or mix a draught, or bleed, or blister; Or spread a plaster. His fame full six miles round the country ran; All the old women called him "a fine man;" Benjamin Bolus, though in trade (Which oftentimes will genius fetter), And cultivated the belles lettres. And why should this be thought so odd? Of poetry, though patron god, Apollo patronises physic. Bolus loved verse, and took so much delight in 't, No opportunity he e'er let pass Of writing the directions on his labels Apothecary's verse! and where's the treason? He had a patient lying at death's door, Some three miles from the town, it might be four; In pharmacy that's called cathartical; And, on the label of the stuff, He wrote this verse, Which one would think was clear enough And terse: THE NEWCASTLE APOTHECARY. "When taken, To be well shaken." Next morning early, Bolus rose, For what's expected from a horse Bolus arrived, and gave a doubtful tap, The servant lets him in with dismal face, Portending some disaster; "Well, how's the patient?" Bolus said: "Indeed!-hum! ha!-that's very odd! "We jolted him about." 549 "Zounds! shake a patient, man!—a shake won't do." "No, Sir, and so we gave him two." "Two shakes! od's curse! 'Twould make the patient worse." "It did so, Sir, and so a third we tried." “Well, and what then?" "Then, Sir, my master died." MATTHEW GREGORY LEWIS. (1775-1818.) ALONZO THE BRAVE AND THE FAIR IMOGENE. A WARRIOR so bold and a virgin so bright, "And oh !" said the youth, "since to-morrow I go, To fight in a far distant land, Your tears for my absence soon ceasing to flow, "Oh! hush these suspicions," Fair Imogene said, "Offensive to love and to me; For, if you be living, or if you be dead, I swear by the Virgin that none in your stead "If e'er, by caprice or by wealth led aside, God grant that, to punish my falsehood and pride, To Palestine hastened the hero so bold, But scarce had a twelvemonth elapsed, when, behold! His treasures, his presents, his spacious domain, He dazzled her eyes, he bewildered her brain; And now had the marriage been blest by the priest; The revelry now was begun ; The tables they groaned with the weight of the feast, Nor yet had the laughter and merriment ceased, When the bell at the castle tolled-one. Then first with amazement Fair Imogene found His air was terrific; he uttered no sound He spake not, he moved not, he looked not aroundBut earnestly gazed on the bride. His vizor was closed, and gigantic his height, All pleasure and laughter were hushed at his sight; ALONZO AND IMOGENE. His presence all bosoms appeared to dismay; 551 At length spake the bride-while she trembled “I pray, The lady is silent-the stranger complies- Oh, God! what a sight met Fair Imogene's eyes! All present then uttered a terrified shout, The worms they crept in, and the worms they crept out, "Behold me, thou false one, behold me !" he cried, God grants that, to punish thy falsehood and pride, Thus saying, his arms round the lady he wound, Then sunk with his prey through the wide-yawning ground, Or the spectre that bore her away. Not long lived the baron; and none, since that time, For chronicles tell that, by order sublime, There Imogene suffers the pain of her crime, And mourns her deplorable doom. At midnight, four times in each year, does her sprite, Arrayed in her bridal apparel of white, Appear in the hall with the skeleton knight, While they drink out of skulls newly torn from the grave Their liquor is blood, and this horrible stave JOANNA BAILLIE. (1762-1851.) SONG. THE gowan glitters on the sward, Oh, no! sad and slow! My sheep bells tinkle frae the west, Oh, no! sad and slow! I hear below the water roar, Oh, no! sad and slow! I coft yestreen, frae Chapman Tam, And promised when our trysting cam', Oh, no! sad and slow! O, now I see her on the way, She's past the witches' knowe, She's climbing up the brownie's brae; My heart is in a lowe. Oh, no! 'tis not so! 'Tis glamrie I ha'e seen! The shadow of that hawthorn bush Will move nae mair till e'en. |