Except a minstrel that slew a man, And enterit by brieve of richt1. Then cried Mahoun for a Hieland Padyane2: Be he the coronach had done shout, The Devil sae deaved 5 was with their yell; That in the deepest pot of hell He smorit them with smoke! VI. SIR DAVID LYNDSAY. (1490-1555-) SATIRE ON THE SYDE TAILLIS-ANE SUP- The specimen of Lyndsay cited below-this satire on long trains-is by no means the most favourable that could be desired, but it is the only one that lent itself readily to quotation. The archaic spelling is slightly modernized. SCHIR! though your Grace has put gret order Baith in the Hieland and the Border Yet mak I supplicatioun Till have some reformatioun 1 letter of right. 2 Pageant. By the time he had done shouting the coronach or cry of help, the Highlanders speaking Erse or Gaelic gathered about him. 4 croaked like ravens and rooks. 5 deafened. 6 smothered. 1 Of ane small falt, whilk is nocht treason It may nocht have ane ornate style; Richt so ane queen or ane empress; Should have her tail so syde trailand; Wherever they may go it may be seen May think of their syde taillis irk2; For when the weather been maist fair, The dust flies highest in the air, And all their faces does begarie. Gif they could speak, they wald them warie3.. sweep. 2 be annoyed. 3 curse or cry out. Poor claggocks1 clad in raploch-white, . Then when they step furth through the street, They waste mair claith, within few years, Nor wald cleid fifty score of freirs. Ane other fault, sir, may be seenThey hide their face all but the een; 1 draggle-tails. 2 hatched. 3 houghs. 4 slut. When gentlemen bid them gude-day, Women will say this is nae bourds3, BISHOP JOSEPH HALL. (1574-1656.) VII. ON SIMONY. " This satire levels a rebuke at the Simoniacal traffic in livings, then openly practised by public advertisement affixed to the door of St. Paul's. Si Quis" (if anyone) was the first word of these advertisements. Dekker, in the Gull's Hornbook, speaks of the Siquis door of Paules", and in Wroth's Epigrams (1620) we read, "A Merry Greek set up a Siquis late". This satire forms the Fifth of the Second Book of the Virgidemiarum. AW'ST thou ever Siquis patcht on Pauls Church door Who wants a churchman that can service say, And wed and bury and make Christen-souls"? Come to the left-side alley of St. Paules. There moughtest thou, for but a slendid price, Or if thee list not wait for dead mens shoon, Nor pray each morn the incumbents days were doone: Their new-fall'n1 churches, to the chaffering; VIII. THE DOMESTIC TUTOR'S POSITION. This satire forms the Sixth of Book II. of the Virgidemiarum, and is regarded as one of Bishop Hall's best. See the Return from Parnassus and Parrot's Springes for Woodcocks (1613) for analogous references to those occurring in this piece. A GENTLE squire would gladly entertain Into his house some trencher chapelain; Ever presume to sit above the salt. Third that he never change his trencher twice. Sit bare at meals and one half rise and wait. 1 newly fallen in, through the death of the incumbent. 2 Referring to Andrew Borde's book, The Merry Tales of the Mad Men of Gotham. |