Arm. What wilt thou prove? 40 Moth. A man, if I live; and this, by, in, and without, upon the instant: by heart you love her, because your heart cannot come by her; in heart you love her, because your heart is in love with her; and out of heart you love her, being out of heart that you cannot enjoy her. Arm. I am all these three. Moth. And three times as much more, and yet nothing at all. Arm. Fetch hither the swain: he must carry me a letter. Moth. 51 A message well sympathized; a horse to be ambassador for an ass. Arm. Ha, ha! what sayest thou? Moth. Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse, for he is very slow-gaited. But I go. Arm. The way is but short: away! Moth. As swift as lead, sir. Arm. The meaning, pretty ingenious? Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow? Moth. Minimè, honest master; master, no. Arm. I say lead is slow. Moth. 60 or rather, You are too swift, sir, to say so: Is that lead slow which is fired from a gun? Arm. Sweet smoke of rhetoric! He reputes me a cannon; and the bullet, that's he: I shoot thee at the swain. Moth. Thump then and I flee. [Exit. Arm. A most acute juvenal; volable and free of grace! By thy favour, sweet welkin, I must sigh in thy face: Most rude melancholy, valour gives thee place. Re-enter MOTH with COSTARD. 70 Moth. A wonder, master! here's a costard* broken in a shin. *Head. Arm. Some enigma, some riddle: come, thy l'envoy;* begin. *Moral at end of tale or poem. Cost. No egma, no riddle, no l'envoy; no salve tin the mail, sir: O, sir, plantain, a plain plantain! no l'envoy, no l'envoy; no salve, sir, but a plantain! Arm. By virtue, thou enforcest laughter; thy silly thought my spleen; the heaving of my lungs provokes me to ridiculous smiling. O, pardon me, my stars! Doth the inconsiderate take salve for l'envoy, and the word l'envoy for a salve? 80 Moth. Do the wise think them other? is not l'envoy a salve? Arm. No, page: it is an epilogue or discourse, to make plain Some obscure precedence that hath tofore been sain. The fox, the ape and the humble-bee, There's the moral. Now the l'envoy. Moth. I will add the l'envoy. Say the moral again. Arm. The fox, the ape, the humble-bee, Were still at odds, being but three. Moth. Until the goose came out of door, 90 And stay'd the odds by adding four. Now will I begin your moral, and do you follow with my l'envoy. Arm. The fox, the ape and the humble-bee, Were still at odds, being but three. Until the goose came out of door, Staying the odds by adding four. Moth. A good l'envoy, ending in the goose: would you desire more? ΙΟΙ Cost. The boy hath sold him a bargain, a goose, that's flat. Sir, your pennyworth is good, an your goose be fat. To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and loose: Let me see; a fat l'envoy: ay, that's a fat goose. Arm. Come hither, come hither. How did this argument begin? Moth. By saying that a costard was broken in a shin. Then call'd you for the l'envoy. Cost. True, and I for a plantain: thus came your argument in; Then the boy's fat l'envoy, the goose that you bought; And he ended the market. Arm. But tell me; how was there a costard broken in a shin? Moth. I will tell you sensibly. Cost. Thou hast no feeling of it, Moth: I will speak that l'envoy: I Costard, running out, that was safely within, Fell over the threshold, and broke my shin. Arm. We will talk no more of this matter. Cost. Till there be more matter in the shin. Arm. Sirrah Costard, I will enfranchise thee. Cost. O, marry me to one Frances: I smell some l'envoy, some goose, in this. Arm. By my sweet soul, I mean setting thee at liberty, enfreedoming thy person: thou wert immured, restrained, captivated, bound. Cost. True, true; and now you will be my purgation and let me loose. Arm. I give thee thy liberty, set thee from durance; and, in lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing but this: bear this significant [giving a letter] to the country maid Jaquenetta: there is remuneration; for the best ward of mine honour is rewarding my dependents. Moth, follow. [Exit. Moth. Like the sequel, I. Signior Costard, adieu. Cost. My sweet ounce of man's flesh! my incony* Jew! *Fine. [Exit Moth. Now will I look to his remuneration. Remuneration! O, that's the Latin word for three farthings: three farthings-remuneration.-'What's the price of this inkle?'-'One penny.'-'No, I'll give you a remuneration:' why, it carries it. Remuneration! why, it is a fairer name than French crown. I will never buy and sell out of this word. Enter BIRON. Biron. O, my good knave Costard! exceedingly well met. Cost. Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon may a man buy for a remuneration? Biron. What is a remuneration? 149 Cost. Marry, sir, halfpenny farthing. Cost. Well, I will do it, sir: fare you well. Cost. I shall know, sir, when I have done it. Biron. Why, villain, thou must know first. 160 Cost. I will come to your worship to-morrow morning. Biron. It must be done this afternoon. Hark, slave, it is but this: The princess comes to hunt here in the park, When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name, And Rosaline they call her: ask for her; And to her white hand see thou do commend 169 This seal'd-up counsel. There's thy guerdon; go. [Giving him a shilling. Cost. Gardon, O sweet gardon! better than remuneration, a 'leven-pence farthing better: most sweet gardon! I will do it, sir, in print. Gardon! Remuneration! [Exit. Biron. And I, forsooth, in love! I, that have been love's whip; A very beadle to a humorous sigh; A critic, nay, a night-watch constable; 180 This wimpled,* whining, purblind, wayward boy; *Veiled. And I to be a corporal? of his field, Apparitors. 190 And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop! What, I! I love! I sue! I seek a wife! ¿Aide-de-camp. A woman, that is like a German clock, Still a-repairing, ever out of frame, eyes; Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue and groan: Some men must love my lady and some Joan. ACT IV. SCENE I. The same. [Exit. Enter the Princess, and her train, a Forester, BOYET, ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHARINE. Prin. Was that the king, that spurred his horse so hard Against the steep uprising of the hill? Boyet. I know not; but I think it was not he. Prin. Whoe'er a' was, a' show'd a mounting mind. Well, lords, to-day we shall have our dispatch: A stand where you may make the fairest shoot.10 For. Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so. |