EPISTLE ΤΟ DR. ARBUTHNOT, BEING THE PROLOGUE TO THE SATIRES. P.SHUT, shut the door, good John! fatigu'd I said, Is there a Parson much be-mus'd in beer, A maudlin Poetess, a rhyming Peer, 5. 10 15 Ver. 1. Skut, shut the door, good John!] John Searl, his old and faithful servant; whom he has remembered, under that character, in his Will. Ver. 13. Mint] A place to which insolvent debtors retired, to enjoy an illegal protection, which they were there suffered to afford one another, from the persecution of their creditors, A Clerk, foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, Apply to me, to keep them mad or vain. Arthur, whose giddy son neglects the Laws, Friend to my Life! (which did not you prolong, If foes, they write, if friends, they read me dead. With honest anguish, and an aching head; 25 30 35 This saving counsel," Keep your piece nine years." 40 After ver, 20, in the MS. VARIATIONS. Is there a Bard in durance? turn them free, Ver. 29, in the 1st Ed. Dear Doctor, tell me, is not this a curse? "The piece, you think, is incorrect ? why take it, 45 "I'm all submission, what you'd have it, make it." Three things another's modest wishes bound, My Friendship, and a Prologue, and ten pound. Pitholeon sends to me: "You know his Grace, “I want a Patron; ask him for a Place.” Pitholeon libell'd me-" but here's a letter "Informs you, Sir, 'twas when he knew no better. "Dare you refuse him? Curl invites to dine, "He'll write a Journal, or he'll turn Divine." Bless me! a packet." "Tis a stranger sues, 50 55 60 "A Virgin Tragedy, an Orphan Muse." If I dislike it, "Furies, death and rage!" If I approve," Commend it to the Stage." There (thank my stars) my whole commission ends, The play'rs and I are, luckily, no friends. Fir'd that the house reject him, " "Sdeath I'll print it, "And shame the fools-Your int'rest, Sir, with Lintot." Lintot, dull rogue! will think your price too much : "Not, Sir, if you revise it, and retouch." All my demurs but double his attacks; At last he whispers, " Do; and we go snacks." Glad of a quarrel, straight I clap the door, Sir, let me see your works and you no more. 'Tis sung, when Midas' ears began to spring, (Midas, a sacred person and a King,) 65 70 Ver. 49. Pitholeon] The name taken from a foolish Poet of Rhodes, who pretended much to Greek. Schol. in Horat. l. 1. Dr. Bentley pretends, that this Pitholeon libelled Cæsar also. See notes on Hor. Sat, 10. 1. 1. Ver. 53, in the MS. VARIATIONS. If you refuse, he goes, as fates incline, Ver. 60. in the former Ed. Cibber and I are luckily no friends! His very Minister who spy'd them first, (Some say his Queen) was forc'd to speak, or burst. And is not mine, my friend, a sorer case, When ev'ry coxcomb perks them in my face? A. Good friend, forbear! you deal in dang'rous things, Keep close to Ears, and those let asses prick, No creature smarts so little as a fool. 76 80 85 90 The creature's at his dirty work again, Ver. 72. Queen] The story is told, by some, of his Barber, but by Chaucer of his Queen. See Wife of Bath's Tale in Dryden's Fables. Ver. 80. That secret to each fool, that he's an Ass:] i. e. that his ears (his marks of folly) are visible. Ver. 88. Alluding to Horace: Si fractus illabatur orbis, Ver. 92. The creature's at his dirty work again.] This metamorphosing, as it were, the Scribler into a Spider, is much more poetical than a comparison would have been. But Poets should be cautious how they employ this figure; for where the likeness is not very striking, instead of giving force, they become obscure. Here every thing concurs to make them run into one another. They both spin; not from the head [reason] but from the guts [passions and prejudices], and such a thread that can entangle none but creatures weaker than themselves. Thron'd in the centre of his thin designs, 95 100 Still Sappho-A. Hold; for God's sake-you'll offend, But foes like these-P. One Flatt'rer's worse than all. Of all mad creatures, if the learn'd are right, 105 It is the slaver kills, and not the bite. A fool quite angry is quite innocent: Alas! 'tis ten times worse when they repent. 110 And ridicules beyond a hundred foes: One from all Grub-street will my fame defend; There are, who to my person pay their court: 115 Ver. 98. Free masons Moor?] He was of this society, and frequently headed their processions. Ver. 111. In the MS. VARIATIONS. For song, for silence some expect a bribe: |