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A L A D Y.

Of the Characters of WOMEN.

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OTHING so true as what you once let fall,

“ Moft Women have no Characters at all.” Matter too soft a lasting mark to bear, And best distinguish'd by black, brown, or fair.

of the Chara&ters of Women.) There is nothing in Mr. Pope's works more highly finished than this Epiftle: Yet its success was in no proportion to the pains he took in composing it. Something he chanced to drop in a short Advertisement prefixed to it, on its first publication, may perhaps account for the small attention given to it. He said, that no one character in it was drawn from the life. The Public believed him on his word, and expressed little curiosity about a Satire in which there was nothing personal.

VER. 1. Nothing so true, etc.] The reader perhaps may be disappointed to find that this Epiftle, which proposes the same subject with the preceding, is conducted on very different rules of method ; for, instead of being disposed in the same logical



Here Fannia, leering on her own good man,
And there, a naked Leda with a Swan.
Let then the fair one beautifully cry,
In Magdalen's loose hair and lifted eye,
Or dreft in smiles of sweet Cecilia shine,
With fimp'ring Angels, Palms, and Harps divine;
Whether the Charmer finner it, or saint it, 15
If Folly grow romantic, I must paint it.

Come then, the colours and the ground prepare !
Dip in the Rainbow, trick her off in Air;
Chuse a firm Cloud, before it fall, and in it
Catch, ere the change, the Cynthia of this minute.

Rufa, whose eye quick-glancing o'er the Park,
Attracts each light gay meteor of a Spark,
Agrees as ill with Rufa studying Locke,
As Sappho's di'monds with her dirty fmock;


tain-Leda with a fwan.Magdalen-Cecilia-] Attitudes in which several ladies affected to be drawn, and sometimes one lady in them all. -- The poet's politeness and complaisance to the sex is observable in this instance, amongst others, that, whereas in the Characters of Men, he has sometimes made use of real names, in the Characters of Women always fictitious.

VER. 20. Catch, ere she change, the Cynthia of tbis minute.] Alluding to the precept of Fresnoy,

formæ veneres captando fugaces. Ver. 21. Instances of contrarieties, given even from such Characters as are most strongly mark'd, and seemingly therefore most confiftent: As, I. In the Affeated, * 21, etc.

Or Sappho at her toilet's greazy talk,

25 With Sappho fragrant at an ev'ning Mak: So morning Insects that in muck begun, Shine, buzz, and fly-blow in the setting-fun..

How soft is Silia! fearful to offend; The frail one's advocate, the Weak one's friend. 30 To her, Califta prov'd her conduct nice; And good Simplicius asks of her advice. Sudden, she storms ! she raves! You tip the wink, But spare your censure ; Silia does not drink. All eyes may see from what the change arose, 35 All eyes may seema Pimple on her nose.

Papillia, wedded to her am'rous spark, Sighs for the shades-" How charming is a Park !" A Park is purchas’d, but the Fair he fees All bath'd in tears -“ Oh odious, odious Trees !”

Ladies, like variegated Tulips, show; 41 'Tis to their Changes half their charms we owe; Fine by defect, and delicately weak, Their happy Spots the nice admirer take. 'Twas thus Calypso once each heart alarm’d, Aw'd without Virtue, without Beauty charmd; Her Tongue bewitch'd as odly as her Eyes, Less Wit than Mimic, more a Wit than wise ; Strange graces ftill, and stranger flights she had, Was just not ugly, and was just not mad; 50


VER, 29, and 37. II, Contrarieties in the Soft-natured.
VER. 45. III. Contrarieties in the Cunning and Artful.

How many pictures of one Nymph we view, 5 All how unlike each other, all bow true !

connection, and filled with the like philosophical remarks, it is wholly taken up in drawing a great variety of capital Characters : But if he would reflect, that the two Sexes make but one Species, and consequently, that the Characters of both must be studied and explained on the fame principles, he would see that when the poet had done this in the preceding Epistle, his business here was, not to repeat what he had already delivered, but only to verify and illustrate his doctrine, by every view of that perplexity of Nature, which bis philosophy only can explain. If the reader therefore will but be at the pains to study these Characters with any degree of attention, as they are here masterly drawn, one important particular (for which the poet has artfully prepared him by the introduction) will very forcibly strike his observation; and that is, that all the great strokes in the several Characters of Women are not only infinitely perplexed and discordant, like those in Men, but absolutely inconsistent, and in a much higher degree contradiktory. As ftrange as this may appear, yet he will see that the poet has all the while strictly followed Nature, whose ways, we find by the former Epistle, are not a little mysterious; and a mystery this might have remained, had not our author explained it at » 207. where he shuts up his Characters with this philosophical reflection :

In Men, we various ruling Passions find ;
In Women, two almost divide the kind;
Those, only fix'd, they first or last obey,

The love of Pleasure, and the love of Sway. If this account be true, we see the perpetual necessity (which is not the case in Men) that Women lye under of disguifing their ruling passion. Now the variety of arts employed to this purpofe must needs draw them into infinite contradictions in those

Arcadia's Countess, here, in ermin’d prịde,
Is there, Pastora by a fountain fide.

Actions from whence their general and obvious Character is denominated : To verify this observation, let the reader examine all the Characters here drawn, and try whether with this key he cannot discover that all their contradictions arise from a delire to hide the ruling Paffion.

But this is not the worst. The poet afterwards (from x 218 to 249) takes notice of another mischief arising from this ne. cefiity of hiding their ruling Passions; which is, that generally the end of each is defeated even there where they are most violently pursued: For the necessity of hiding them inducing an habitual diffipation of mind, Reason, whose office it is to regulate the ruling Pasion, lofes all its force and direction;

and these unhappy victims to their principles, tho' with their at. tention still fixed upon them, are ever prosecuting the means destructive of their end, and thus become ridiculous in youth, and miserable in old

age. Let me not omit to observe the great beauty of the conclufion : It is an Encomium on an imaginary Lady to whom the Epistle is addresled, and artfully turns upon the fact which makes the subject of the Epifle, the contradiction of a Woman's Cbaracter, in which contradiction he shews that all the lustre even of the best Character confifts :

And yet, believe me, good as well as ill,

Woman's at best a Contradiction ftill, etc. VER.


How many piętures] The poet's purpose here is to shew, that the Characters of Women are generally inconsistent with themselves; and this he illustrates by so happy a Simili. tude, that we see the folly, described in it, arises from that very principle which gives birth to this inconsistency of Character,

VER, 7, 8. 10, ctc. Arcadia's Counte's, - Paftor: b; a frumos

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