Stockjobbing, this, to Jonathan's shall come, The week flies round; and when my profit's known, COR. Hard fate of virtue, thus to be distrest, Thou fairest of thy trade, and far the best; As fruitmen's stalls the summer market grace, And ruddy peaches them; as first in place Plumcake is seen o'er smaller pastry ware, And ice on that; so Phillis does appear In playhouse and in park, above the rest Of belles mechanic, elegantly drest. PHIL. And yet Crepundia, that conceited fair, Amid her toys, affects a saucy air, And views me hourly with a scornful eye. Five shillings, and a coral for his gums; To-morrow I intend him something more. I have in store a pint or two of wine, L. B. W. H. J. S. S. T. EPITAPH, INSCRIBED ON A MARELE TABLET, IN BERKELEY H. S E. CAROLUS Comes de BERKELEY, Vicecomes DURSLEY, Fuit à sanctioribus consiliis et Regi GULIEL. et ANNE Reginæ, Comitatum civitatumque Glocest. et Brist. Dominus Locumtenens, Surrie et Glocest. Custos Rot., Urbis Glocest. magnus Senescallus, Arcis sancti de Briavell Castellanus, VOL. XVI. H Guardianus Guardianus Forestæ de Dean. Denique ad Turcarum primum, deinde ad Roman. Imperatorem Obstitit adversa corporis valetudo. Sed restat adhuc, præ quo sordescunt cætera, LINES WRITTEN EXTEMPORE ON MR. HARLEY'S BEING STABBED, AND ADDRESSED TO HIS PHYSICIAN. 1710-11. ON Britain Europe's safety lies; Britain is left if Harley dies: Harley depends upon your skill: AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG. BEING THE INTENDED SPEECH OF A FAMOUS ORATOR AGAINST PEACE.† 1711. AN Orator dismal of Nottinghamshire, Who has forty years let out his conscience to hire, Out * "I told lord treasurer of four lines I writ extempore, with my pencil, on a bit of paper in his house, while he lay wounded. Some of the servants, I suppose, made waste paper of them ; and he never heard of them." Journal to Stella, Feb. 19, 1711-12, N. "Lord Nottingham, a famous tory and speech maker, is gone Out of zeal for his country, and want of a place, Shall hear him harangue against Prior to-morrow. THE SPEECH. WHEREAS, notwithstanding I am in great pain, To hear we are making a peace without Spain; But, most noble senators, 'tis a great shame, There should be a peace, while I'm Not-in-game. The duke show'd me all his fine house; and the duchess From her closet brought out a full purse in her clutches : I talk'd of a peace, and they both gave a start, His grace swore by G-d, and her grace let a f-t: My long old-fashion'd pocket was presently cramm'd; And sooner than vote for a peace I'll be damn'd. over to the whig side. They toast him daily, and lord Wharton says' It is Dismal (so they call him from his looks) will save England at last.' Lord treasurer was hinting as if he wished a ballad was made on him, and I will get up one against to-morrow." Journal to Stella, Dec. 5, 1711.-"I was this morning making the ballad, two degrees above Grub-street. Then dined with our society. The printer came before we parted, and brought the ballad, which made them laugh very heartily a dozen times." Ibid. Dec. 6. N. But some will cry Turncoat, and rip up old stories, How I always pretended to be for the tories: I swore to the queen, that the prince of Hanover But, when I thought proper I alter'd my note; Now my new benefactors have brought me about, And I'll vote against peace, with Spain or without: Though the court gives my nephews, and brothers, and cousins, And all my whole family places by dozens; Since |