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SCENE I. An open place in Verona.
Enter Valentine and Proteus.
to persuade, my loving Proteus ; Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits : Wer't not, affection chains thy tender days To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love, I rather would entreat thy company, To see the wonders of the world abroad, Than living dully sluggardiz'd at home, Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness. But, since thou lov'st, love still, and thrive therein, Even as I would, when I to love begin.
Pro. Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu ! Think on thy Proteus, when thou, haply, seest Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel : Wish me partaker in thy happiness, When thou dost meet good liap; and, in thy danger, If ever danger do environ thee,
Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers,
Val. Aud on a love-book pray for my success.
Val. That's on some shallow story of deep love, How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont.
Pro. That's a deep story of a deeper love, For he was more than over shoes in love.
Val. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love,
Pro. Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots *.
To be In love, where scorn is bought with groaps; coy
looks, With heart-sore sighs ; one fading moment's mirth, With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights : If haply won, perhaps, a hapless gain ; If lost, why then a grievous labour won; However, but a folly bought with wit, Or else a wit by folly vanquished.
Pro. So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. Val. So, by your circumstance, I fear, you'll
prove. Pro. 'Tis love you cavil at; I am not Love.
Vul. Love is your master, for he masters you:
Pro. Yet writers say, As in the sweetest bud
Val. And writers say, As the most forward bud
* Ahumorous punishment at harvest-home feasts, &c.
But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee,
[Exit Valentine, Pro. He after honour hunts, I after love: He leaves his friends, to dignify them more; I leave myself, my friends, and all for love. Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphos'd me; Made me veglect my studies, lose my time, War with good counsel, set the world at nought; Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought.
Enter Speed. Speed. Sir Proteus, save you: saw you my ma
ster? Pro. But now he parted hence, to embark for
Milan. Speed. “Twenty to one then, he is shipp'd already; And I have play'd the sheep, in losing him.
Pro. Indeed a sheep doth very often stray, An if the shepherd be awhile away. Speed. You conclude that my master is a shep
herd then, and I a sheep? Pro. I do. Speed. Why then my horns are his horns, whether
I wake or sleep.
Speed. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. Pro. It shall go hard, but I'll prove it by another.
Speed. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks not me: therefore, I am no sheep. · Pro. The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee : therefore, thou art a sheep.
Speed. Such another proof will make me cry baa.
Pro. But dost thou hear? gav'st thou my letter to Julia ?
Speed. Ay, sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your let. ter to her, a laced mutton* ; and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labour.
Pro. Here's too small a pasture for such a store of muttons.
Speed. If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.
Pro. Nay, in that you are astray; 'twere best pound you.
Speed. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter.
Pro. You mistake; I mean the pound, a pin-fold. Speed. From a pound to a piu ? fold it over and
over, 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your
lover. Pro. But what said she? did she nod?
[Speed nods. Speed. I. Pro. Nod, I? why, that's noddyt.
Speed. You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you
me, if she did nod; and I say, I. Pro. And that set together, is-noddy.
Speed. Now you have taken the pains to set it together, take it for your pains.
• A term for a courtezan.
Pro. No, no, you shall have it for bearing the letter.
Speed. Well, I perceive, I must be fain to bear with you.
Pro. Why, sir, how do you bear with me?
Speed. Marry, sir, the letter very orderly; having nothing but the word, noddy, for my pains.
Pro. Beshrew* me, but you have a quick wit.
Speed. And yel it cannot overtake your slow purse.
Pro. Come, come, open the matter in brief: what said she ?
Speed. Open your purse, that the money, and the matter, may be both at once delivered. Pro. Well, sir, here is for your pains: what said she? Speed. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly wio her.
Pro. Why? could'st tlou perceive so much from her?
Speed. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter: and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear, she'll prove as hard to you in telling her mind. Give her no token but stones; for she's as hard as steel.
Pro. What, said she nothing? Speed. No, uot so much as-takethis forthy puins. To testify your bounty, I thank you, you bave tes. tern'dt me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend
you to my master. Pro. Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from
• Ill betide.
+ Given me a six-pence.