The worth of each had been complete, Had both alike been mild :
But one, although her smile was sweet, Frown'd oft'ner than she smiled.
And in her humour, when she frown'd, Would raise her voice and roar, And shake with fury to the ground The garland that she wore.
The other was of gentler cast, From all such frenzy clear, Her frowns were seldom known to last, And never proved severe.
To poets of renown in song
The nymphs referr'd the cause,
Who, strange to tell, all judged it wrong,
And gave misplaced applause.
They gentle call'd, and kind and soft, The flippant and the scold,
And though she changed her mood so oft, That failing left untold.
No judges, sure, were e'er so mad,
Or so resolved to err
In short, the charms her sister had They lavish'd all on her.
Then thus the God whom fondly they
Their great Inspirer call,
Was heard, one genial summer's day, To reprimand them all.
"Since thus ye have combined," he said, "My fav'rite nymph to slight, Adorning May, that peevish maid, With June's undoubted right,
"The minx shall, for your folly's sake, Still prove herself a shrew, Shall make your scribbling fingers ache, And pinch your noses blue.
POET'S cat, sedate and grave As poet well could wish to have, Was much addicted to inquire
For nooks to which she might retire, And where, secure as mouse in chink, She might repose, or sit and think. I know not where she caught the trick- Nature perhaps herself had cast her In such a mould PHILOSOPHIQUE, Or else she learn'd it of her master. Sometimes ascending, debonnair, An apple-tree, or lofty pear, Lodg'd with convenience in the fork, She watch'd the gard'ner at his work; Sometimes her ease and solace sought In an old empty wat'ring pot, There wanting nothing, save a fan, To seem some nymph in her sedan, Apparell'd in exactest sort, And ready to be borne to court.
But love of change it seems has place, Not only in our wiser race, Cats also feel, as well as we,
That passion's force, and so did she. Her climbing, she began to find, Expos'd her too much to the wind, And the old utensil of tin
Was cold and comfortless within : She therefore wish'd instead of those Some place of more serene repose, Where neither cold might come, nor air Too rudely wanton with her hair, And sought it in the likeliest mode Within her master's snug abode.
A draw'r, it chanc'd, at bottom lined With linen of the softest kind, With such as merchants introduce From India, for the ladies' use, A draw'r impending o'er the rest, Half open in the topmost chest, Of depth enough, and none to spare, Invited her to slumber there;
Puss, with delight beyond expression, Surveyed the scene and took possession. Recumbent at her ease ere long,
And lull'd by her own humdrum song, She left the cares of life behind, And slept as she would sleep her last; When in came, housewifely inclined, The chambermaid, and shut it fast, By no malignity impell'd,
But all unconscious whom it held.
Awaken'd by the shock, (cried puss)
"Was ever cat attended thus!
The open drawer was left, I see, Merely to prove a nest for me,
For soon as I was well composed
Then came the maid and it was closed. How smooth these 'kerchiefs and how sweet!
Oh what a delicate retreat!
I will resign myself to rest
Till Sol, declining in the west,
Shall call to supper, when, no doubt, Susan will come and let me out."
The evening came, the sun descended, And puss remained still unattended. The night roll'd tardily away (With her indeed, 'twas never day), The sprightly morn her course renew'd, The evening grey again ensued, And puss came into mind no more
Than if entomb'd the day before.
With hunger pinch'd, and pinch'd for room,
She now presaged approaching doom,
Nor slept a single wink, or purr'd,
Conscious of jeopardy incurr'd.
That night, by chance, the poet watching Heard an inexplicable scratching; His noble heart went pit-a-pat,
And to himself he said—" What's that?" He drew the curtain at his side,
And forth he peep'd, but nothing spied; Yet, by his ear directed, guess'd Something imprison'd in the chest, And doubtful what, with prudent care, Resolv'd it should continue there.
At length, a voice which well he knew,
A long and melancholy mew, Saluting his poetic ears,
Consoled him and dispell'd his fears; He left his bed, he trod the floor, He 'gan in haste the draw'rs explore, The lowest first, and without stop The rest in order to the top. For 'tis a truth well-known to most, That whatsoever thing is lost, We seek it, ere it come to light, In ev'ry cranny but the right. Forth skipp'd the cat, not now replete As erst with airy self-conceit, Nor in her own fond apprehension A theme for all the world's attention; But modest, sober, cur'd of all Her notions hyperbolical,
And wishing for a place of rest Anything rather than a chest. Then stepp'd the poet into bed With this reflection in his head.
SURVIVOR sole, and bar, ty suche of
That once liv'd here, thy brethren, at my birth
(Since which I number threescore winters past), A shatter'd vet'ran, hollow-trunk'd perhaps, As now, and with excoriate forks deform, Relics of ages! could a mind, imbued
With truth from Heaven, created thing adore, I might with reverence kneel, and worship thee.
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