John Gilpin at his horse's side, Seized fast the flowing inane, And up he got in haste to ride, But soon came down again. For saddle-tree scarce reach'd had he, His journey to begin, When, turning round his head, he saw Three customers come in. So down he came ; for loss of time, Although it grieved him sore, Would trouble him much more. 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, When Betty screaming came downstairs, "The wine is left behind." God lack ! quoth he, yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, When I do exercise. Now Mistress Gilpin, careful soul, Had two stone bottles found, And keep it safe and sound. Each bottle had a curling ear, Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. John Gilpin at his horse's side, Seized fast the flowing inane, And up he got in haste to ride, But soon came down again. For saddle-tree scarce reach'd had he, His journey to begin, When, turning round his head, he saw Three customers come in. So down he came; for loss of time, Although it grieved him sore, Would trouble him much more. 'T'was long before the customers Were suited to their mind, When Betty screaming came downstairs, "The wine is left behind." God lack ! quoth he, yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, When I do exercise. Now Mistress Gilpin, careful soul, Had two stone bottles found, And keep it safe and sound. Each bottle had a curling ear, Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. Then over all, that he might be Equipp'd from top to toe, His long red cloak, well brush'd and neat, He manfully did throw. Now see him mounted once again Upon his nimble steed, With caution and good heed. But, finding soon a smoother road Beneath his well-shod feet, Which gall’d him in his seat. So “Fair and softly," John he cried, But John be cried in vain ; In spite of curb and rein. Who cannot sit upright, And eke with all his might. His horse, who never in that sort Had handled been before, Did wonder more and more. Away went Gilpin, neck or nought, Away went hat and wig ! Of running such a rig! The wind did blow, the cloak did fly, Like streamer long and gay, At last it flew away. The bottles he had slung, As hath been said or sung. Up flew the windows all, As loud as he could bawl. His fame soon spread aroundHe carries weight, he rides a race, 'Tis for a thousand pound ! And still as fast as he drew near, 'Twas wonderful to view, How in a trice the turnpike-men Their gates wide open threw. His reeking head full low, Were shatter'd at a blow. Most piteous to be seen, As they had basted been. With leathern girdle braced, a |