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Saw him, with speed that mock'd the dazzled eye,
Self-whirl'd, in quick gyrations eddying fly,
Till done the potent spell-behold him grown
Fair Venus' emblem-the Phænician CONE.

Triumphs the Seer, and now secure observes The kindling passions of the rival CURVES.

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And first, the fair PARABOLA behold, Her timid arms, with virgin blush, unfold! Though, on one focus fix'd, her eyes betray A heart that glows with love's resistless sway, Though, climbing oft, she strive with bolder grace Round his tall neck to clasp her fond embrace,

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(as is finely expressed in the engraving in the original work) and revolves upon his bottom with great velocity. His skin, by magical means, has acquired an indefinite power of expansion, as well as that of assimilating to itself all the azote of the air which he decomposes by expiration from his lungs -an immense quantity, and which in our present unimproved and uneconomical mode of breathing, is quite thrown away. By this simple process the transformation is very naturally accounted for.

Ver. 104. Phænician Cone-It was under this shape, that Venus was worshipped in Phoenicia. Mr. HIGGINS thinks it was the Venus Urania, or Celestial Venus; in allusion to which, the Phoenician grocers first introduced the practice of preserving sugar loaves in blue or sky-coloured paperhe also believes that the conical form of the original grenadiers' caps was typical of the loves of Mars and Venus.

Ver. 107. Parabola-The curve described by projectiles of all sorts, as bombs, shuttle-cocks, &c.

Still ere she reach it from his polish'd side
Her trembling hands in devious Tangents glide.

Not thus HYPERBOLA:—with subtlest art
The blue-eyed wanton plays her changeful part;
Quick as her conjugated axes move

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Through every posture of luxurious love,
Her sportive limbs with easiest grace expand;
Her charms unveil'd provoke the lover's hand :- 120
Unveil'd, except in many a filmy ray

Where light Asymptotes o'er her bosom play,
Nor touch her glowing skin, nor intercept the
day.

Yet why, ELLIPSIS, at thy fate repine ? More lasting bliss, securer joys are thine.

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Though to each fair his treacherous wish may stray, Though each in turn, may seize a transient sway, "Tis thine with mild coercion to restrain,

Twine round his struggling heart, and bind with endless chain.

Ver. 115. Hyperbola-Not figuratively speaking, as in rhetoric, but mathematically; and therefore blue-eyed.

Ver. 122. Asymptotes-" Lines which, though they may approach still nearer together, till they are nearer than the least assignable distance, yet being still produced infinitely, will never meet."-Johnson's Dictionary.

Ver. 124. Ellipsis-A curve, the revolution of which on its axis produces an Ellipsoid, or solid, resembling the eggs of birds, particularly those of the gallinaceous tribe. Ellipsis is the only curve that embraces the Cone.

Thus, happy France! in thy regenerate land, 130 Where TASTE with RAPINE saunters hand in

hand;

Where nursed in seats of innocence and bliss,
REFORM greets TERROR with fraternal kiss;
Where mild PHILOSOPHY first taught to scan

The wrongs of PROVIDENCE, and rights of MAN; 135
Where MEMORY broods o'er FREEDOM's earlier

scene,

The Lantern bright, and brighter Guilloține ;—
Three gentle swains evolve their longing arms,
And woo the young REPUBLIC's virgin charms;
And though proud Barras with the fair succeed, 140
Though not in vain the Attorney Rewbell plead,
Oft doth the impartial nymph their love forego,
To clasp thy crooked shoulders, blest Lepaux !

So, with dark dirge athwart the blasted heath, Three Sister Witches hail'd the appall'd Macbeth. 145

So, the Three Fates beneath grim Pluto's roof, Strain the dun warp, and weave the murky woof; 'Till deadly Atropos with fatal sheers

Slits the thin promise of the expected years,

While 'midst the dungeon's gloom or battle's din, 150 Ambition's victims perish as they spin.

Thus, the Three Graces on the Idalian green, Bow with deft homage to Cythera's Queen;

Her polish'd arms with pearly bracelets deck,
Part her light locks, and bare her ivory neck; 155
Round her fair form etherial odours throw,

And teach the unconscious zephyrs where to blow.
Floats the thin gause, and glittering as they play,
The bright folds flutter in phlogistic day.

So, with his Daughters Three, the unscepter'd Lear Heaved the loud sigh, and pour'd the glistering tear; His Daughters Three, save one alone, conspire (Rich in his gifts) to spurn their generous Sire; Bid the rude storm his hoary tresses drench,

Stint the spare meal, the Hundred Knights retrench;
Mock his mad sorrow, and with alter'd mien
Renounce the daughter, and assert the queen.
A father's griefs his feeble frame convulse,
Rack his white head, and fire his feverous pulse;
Till kind Cordelia soothes his soul to rest,

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And folds the Parent-Monarch to her breast.

Thus some fair Spinster grieves in wild affright, Vex'd with dull megrim, or vertigo light; Pleased round the fair Three dawdling doctors stand, Wave the white wig, and stretch the asking hand, 175 State the grave doubt,—the nauseous draught decree, And all receive, though none deserve, a fee.

So down thy hill, romantic Ashbourn, glides The Derby dilly, carrying Three INSIDES.

One in each corner sits, and lolls at ease,

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With folded arms, propt back, and outstretch'd knees : While the press'd Bodkin, punch'd and squeezed to

death,

Sweats in the midmost place, and scolds, and pants for

breath.

[To be continued.]

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