TO LADY H ON AN OLD RING FOUND AT TUNBRIDGE-WELLS. TUNBRIDGE WELLS, August, 1805. WHEN Grammont grac'd these happy springs And Tunbridge saw, upon her Pantiles, The merriest wight of all the kings That ever rul'd these gay, gallant isles; Like us, by day, they rode, they walk'd, The only different trait is this, That woman then, if man beset her, Each night they held a coterie, They call'd up all their school-day pranks, And lords show'd wit, and ladies teeth. As" Why are busbands like the Mint!" That give a currency to beauty.. 'Why is a garden's wilder'd maze "Like a young widow, fresh and fair!" Because it wants some hand to raise The weeds, which "have no business there!" And thus they miss'd and thus they hit, While others of a pun miscarried. "Twas one of those facetious nights From whence it can be fairly trac'd The snowy hand that wears it now. All this I'll prove, and then-to you Long may your ancient inmates give Their mantles to your modern lodgers, And Charles' love in H-the-te live, And Charles' bards revive in Rogers! Let no pedantic fools be there, For ever be those fops abolish'd With heads as wooden as thy ware, And, Heaven knows! not half so polish'd. But still receive the mild, the gay, ΤΟ NEVER mind how the pedagogue proses, Old Cloe, whose withering kisses Young Sappho, for want of employments, But for you to be buried in booksOh, FANNY! they're pitiful sages, Who could not in one of your looks Read more than in millions of pages! Astronomy finds in your eye Better light than she studies above, In Ethics-'tis you that can check, In a minute, their doubts and their quar rels; Oh! show but that mole on your neck, And 'twill soon put an end to their morals. Your Arithmetic only can trip When to kiss and to count you endeavour: But eloquence glows on your lip When you swear, that you'll love me for ever. Thus you see, what a brilliant alliance And, oh!--if a fellow like me May confer a diploma of hearts, With my lip thus I seal your degree, My divine little Mistress of Arts! EXTRACT FROM "THE DEVIL AMONG THE SCHOLARS."* ΝΟΣΤΟΥ ΠΡΟΦΑΣΙΣ ΓΑΥΚΕΡΟΥ. But, whither have these gentle ones, *1 promised that I would give the remainder of this Poem, but, as my critics do not seem to relish the sublime learning which it contains, they shall have no more of it. With a view however to the edification of these gentlemen, I have prevailed on an industrious friend of raine, who has read a great number of unnecessary books, to illuminate the extract with a little of his precious erudition. |