I value not your jokes of noose, Your gibes, and all your foul abuse, More than the dirt beneath my shoes, Yet one thing vexes me, I own, nor fear it : Thou sorry scarecrow of skin and bone; To be call'd lean by a skeleton, who'd bear it? 'Tis true indeed, to curry friends, You seem to praise, to make amends, And yet, before your stanza ends, you flout me, 'Bout latent charms beneath my clothes, For every one that knows me knows That I have nothing like my nose about me: I pass now where you fleer and laugh, 'Cause I call Dan my better half! O there you think you have me safe! Is not a penny often found But hold, sir: To be much greater than a pound? By your good leave, my most profound and bold sir, Dan's noble mettle, Sherry base; As to your spelling, let me see, If SHE make sher, and RI make ry, has lead on't. ANOTHER REJOINDER, BY THE DEAN, IN JACKSON'S NAME. THREE days for answer I have waited, poetaster! Henceforth acknowledge, that a nose thy master. Blush for ill spelling, for ill lines, proud boaster. I hear with some concern you roar, and posts, sir. Thy ruin, Tom, I never meant, and cry on. I maul'd you, when you look'd so bluff, to th' lion. SHERIDAN'S SUBMISSION. BY THE DEAN. "Cedo jam, miseræ cognoscens præmia rixæ, Si rixa est, ubi tu pulsas ego vapulo tantum." POOR Sherry, inglorious, To Dan the victorious, To you, victorious and brave, Your now subdued and suppliant slave Now lowly crouch'd I cry peccavi, For you, my conqueror and my king, Alas! sir, I had no design, 'Twas the damn'd 'squire with the hard name; The de'el too that ow'd me a shame, The devil and Delany. They tempted me t'attack your highness, And they, alas! yield small relief, TO THE REV. DANIEL JACKSON. TO BE HUMBLY PRESENTED BY MR. SHERIDAN IN PERSON, WITH RESPECT, CARE, AND SPEED. DEAR DAN, HERE I return my trust, nor ask, Too long I bore this weighty pack, Now take him you, Dan Atlas, back, Not all the witty things you speak In compass of a day, Not half the puns you make a week, With me you left him out at nurse, He rhymes and puns, and puns and rhymes And, when he's lash'd a hundred times, When rods are laid on schoolboys bums, Thus, a lean beast beneath a load Outgo the prancing steed. You knock him down and down in vain, For, soon as he gets up again, At every stroke of mine, he fell, 'Tis true he roar'd and cry'd; But his impenetrable shell Could feel no harm beside |