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Enter Helena and Clown.
Hel. My mother greets me kindly, is she well ?

Clo. She is not well, but yet she has her health ; she's very merry, but yet she is not well: but, thanks be given, she's very well, and wants nothing i’th' world ; but yet she is not well.

Hel. If she be very well, what does she ail, that she's not very well ?

Clo. Truly, she's very well, indeed, but for two things.

Hel. What two things ?.

Clo. One, that she's not in heav'n, whither God fend her quickly; the other, that she's in earth, from whence God send her quickly!

Enter Parolles.
Par. Bless you, my fortunate lady!

Hel. I hope, Sir, I have your good will to have mine own good fortune.

Par. You had my prayers to lead them on; and to keep them on, have them ftill. O, my knave, how does my

old lady? Clo. So that you had her wrinkles and I her mony, I would, she did, as you fay.

Par. Why, I say nothing.

Clo. Marry, you are the wiser man ; for many a man's tongue shakes out his master's undoing: to say nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have nothing, is to be a great part of your title ; which is within a very little of nothing

Par. Away, thou’rt a knave.

Clo. You should have said, Sir, before a knave, th'art a knave; that's, before me th'art a knave : this had been truth, Sir.

Par. Go to, thou art a witty fool, I have found thee.

Cle. Did you find me in yourself, Sir? or were you taught to find me ? the search, Sir, was profitable, and much fool may you find in you, even to the world's pleasure, and the encrease of laughter,


Par. A good knave, i faith, and well fed. Madam, my Lord will go away to night, A very serious business calls on him. The great prerogative and rite of love, Which, as your due, time claims, he does acknowledge; But puts it off by a compellid restraint: Whose want, and whose delay, is strew'd with sweets Which they distil now in the curbed time, To make the coming hour o'erflow with joy, And pleasure drown the brim. Hel. What's his will else ? Par. That you will take your instant leave o'th'King, And make this hafte as your own good proceeding ; Strengthen'd with what apology, you think, May make it probable need.

Hel. What more commands he?

Par. That having this obtain'd, you presently
Attend his further pleasure.
Hel. (16) In every thing I wait upon

his will. Par. I shall report it fo.

(Exit Parolles. Hel. I pray you. Come, Sirrah. [To Clown.

[Exeunt. Enter Lafeu and Bertram. Laf. But, I hope, your Lordship thinks not him a soldier.

Ber. Yes, my Lord, and of very valiant approof.
Laf. You have it from his own deliverance.
Ber. And by other warranted testimony.

Laf: Then my dial goes not true ; I took this lark for a bunting. (16) Hel.. In every Thing I wait upon his Will.

Par. I shall report it fo.

Hel. I pray you come, Sirrah.] The pointing of Helen's last short Speech stands thus absurdly, thro’ all the Editions. My Regulation reftores the true Meaning: Upon Parolles saying, He shall report it so ; Helena is intended to reply,

pray you, do so ; and then, turning to the Clown, She more familiarly addresses him, and bids him come along with her.


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Ber. I do affure you, my Lord, he is very great in knowledge, and accordingly valiant.

Laf. I have then finned against his experience, and transgress’d against his valour ; and my state that way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my heart to repent: here he comes ; I pray you, make us friends, I will pursue the amity.

Enter Parolles.
Par. These things shall be done, Sir.
Laf. I pray you, Sir, who's his taylor ?
Par. Sir ?

Laf. O, I know him well ; I, Sir, he, Sir's, a good workman, a very good taylor. Ber. Is she gone to the King ?

[-Afide to Parolles. Par. She is. Ber. Will she away to night? Par. As you'll have her.

Ber. I have writ my letters, caketed my treasure, given order for our horses ; and to night, when I Thould take possession of the bride and ere I do begin

Laf. A good traveller is something at the latter end of a dinner ; but one that lyes three thirds, and uses a known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should be once heard, and thrice beaten. captain.

Ber. Is there any unkindness between my Lord and you, Monsieur ?

Par. I know not, how I have deserved to run into my Lord's displeasure.

Laf. (17) You have made shift to run into't, boots and spurs and all, like him that leapt into the custard ;

(17) Tou have made shift to run into's, Boots and Spurs and all, like him that leapt into the Custard.] This odd Allusion is not introduc'd without a View to Satire. It was a Foolery pra&is’d at City-Entertainments, whilft the Jeffer or Zany was in Vogue, for him to jump into a large deep Custard : set for the Purpose, to set on a Quantity of barren Spectators to laugh ; as our Poet says in his Hamlet.

God save you,

and out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer question

Ber. It may be, you have mistaken him, my Lord.

Laf. And shall do so ever, tho'I took him at's prayers. Fare you well, my Lord, and believe this of me, there can be no kernel in this light nut: the soul of this man is his clothes. • Trust him not in matter of heavy consequence : I have kept of them tame, and know their natures. Farewel, Monsieur, I have spoken better of you, than you have or will deserve at my hand, but we most do good against evil.

Par. An idle lord, I swear.
Ber. I think so.
Par. Why, do you not know him?

Ber. Yes, I know him well, and common speech
Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog.

Enter Helena.
Hel. I have, Sir, as I was commanded from you,
Spoke with the King, and have procur'd his leave
For present parting ; only, he desires
Some private speech with you.

Ber. I shall obey his will.
You must not marvel, Helen, at my course,
Which holds not.colour with the time ; nor does
The ministration and required office
On my particular. Prepar'd I was not
For such a business; therefore am I found

So much unsettled : this drives me to intreat you,
9 That presently you take your way for home,

And rather muse, than ask, why I intreat you ;
For my respects are better than they seem,
And my appointments have in them a need
Greater than shews itself at the first view,
you that know them not. This to my mother.

[Giving a letter.
'Twill be two days ere I shall see you, so
I leave you to your

Hel. 'Sir, I can nothing say,
But that I am your most obedient servant.


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Ber. Come, come, no more of that.

Hel. And ever shall
With true observance seek to eke out That,
Wherein tow'rd me my homely stars have fail'd
To equal my great fortune.

Ber. Let That go :
My hafte is very great. Farewel; hie home.

Hel. Pray, Sir, your pardon.
Ber. Well, what would you say?

Hel. I am not worthy of the wealth I owe;
Nor dare I say, 'cis mine, and yet it is;
But, like a tim'rous thief, moit fain would steal
What law does vouch mine own.

Ber. What would you have ?
Hel. Something, and scarce so much —nothing,

indeed I would not tell you what I would, my Lord-'faith,

yes ;-
Strangers and foes do funder, and not kiss.

Ber. I pray you, stay not : but in hafte to horse.
Hel. (18) I shall not break your bidding, good my

[Exit Helena.
Ber. Where are my other men, Monsieur ?-farewel.
Go thou tow'rd home, where I will never come,
Whilft I can shake my sword, or hear the drum :
Away, and for our flight.
Par. Bravely, Couragio!

[Exeunt. (18) Hel. I shall not break your Bidding, good my Lord :

Where are my other Men : Monsieur, farewel.

Ber. Go thon toward home, where I will never come,] What other Men is Helen here enquiring after ? Or who is she suppos'd to ask for them? The old Countess, 'tis certain, did not send her to the Court without some Attendants: but nei. ther the Clown, nor any of her Retinue, are now upon the Stage : Bertran, observing Helen to linger fondly, and wanting 10 thift her off, puts on a Shew of Hafte, asks Parolles for his Servants, and then gives his Wife an abrupt Dismission.


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