The Acts of the CompassionatesThe Acts of the Compassionates: "The pleasures of this novel come from the absurd situations, the baroque language and the passing shots at everything from gay marriage to wardrobe malfunctions. How the author manages to hit so many topics, on so many cylinders, in a scant 164 pages, makes this news editor weep with fraternal pride." -- Allen Voivod in Deadbrain.com. George Bush is thought to be on a "mission to Mars," in search of dragons. Compelled by visions and prophecies, Richard the Unabashed (Cheney) and Don Carlos Borracha (Rumsfeld) then convince the rest of the Compassionates and the Kikbutzin (American) people to conquer the evil Kizhands (Iraqis) and their despicable King Subman (Saddam Hussein). |
Contents
Section 1 | 12 |
Section 2 | 27 |
Section 3 | 37 |
Section 4 | 44 |
Section 5 | 58 |
Section 6 | 63 |
Section 7 | 66 |
Section 8 | 70 |
Section 13 | 94 |
Section 14 | 97 |
Section 15 | 99 |
Section 16 | 101 |
Section 17 | 109 |
Section 18 | 111 |
Section 19 | 115 |
Section 20 | 117 |
Section 9 | 73 |
Section 10 | 77 |
Section 11 | 81 |
Section 12 | 87 |
Section 21 | 121 |
Section 22 | 136 |
Section 23 | 148 |
Common terms and phrases
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