Nay, fed as he was (and this makes it a dark case) However, the book's a good book, being rich in The Bulls, in hysterics-the Bears, just as bad- All shock'd to find out that that promising lad, How they suffer small mongrelly curs in their kitchen, THOUGHTS ON THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT Who I feed on them living, and foul them when Et tu, Brute! WHAT! Miguel, not patriotic? oh, fy! OF IRELAND. OFT have I seen, in gay, equestrian pride, Some well-rouged youth round Astley's Circus ride So rides along, with canter smooth and pleasant, After so much good teaching, 't is quite a take-in, That lend their necks to his impartial rein, Sir; And round the ring,-each honour'd, as they go, To the old medley tune, half « Patrick's Day And half Boyne Water, take their cantering way; Ah, ticklish trial of equestrian art! How blest, if neither steed would bolt or start; If once my Lord his graceful balance loses, Some Dons, too, have fancied (though this may be And down, between them, plumps Lord Anglesea! fable) A dish rather dear, if, in cooking, they blunder it ;Not content with the common hot meat on a table, They re partial (eh, Mig!) to a dish of cold under it!2 No wonder a Don of such appetite found Even W-nds-r's collations plebeianly plain; Where the dishes most high that my Lady sends round Alas, that a youth with such charming beginnings, THE LIMBO OF LOST REPUTATIONS. A DREAM. Ciò che si perde quì, là si raguna.-Ariosto. Things that on earth were lost.-Milton. KNOW'ST thou not him' the poet sings, Who flew to the moon's serene domain, And, what is still worse, throw the losings and win-The hopes of youth, the resolves of age, Where characters lost on earth, (and cried, Curious it was to see this mass Of lost and torn-up reputations;Some of them female wares, alas, Mislaid at innocent assignations; Some, that had sigh'd their last amen From the canting lips of saints that would be; And some once own'd by the best of men, Who had proved-no better than they should be. 'Mong others, a poet's fame I spied, Once shining fair, now soaked and black No wonder,» (a dev'l at my elbow cried) " For I pick'd it out of a butt of sack!» Just then a yell was heard o'er head, Like a chimney-sweeper's lofty summons; And lo, an imp right downward sped, Bringing, within his claws so red, Two statesmen's characters, found, he said, Last night, on the floor of the House of Commons; The which, with black official grin, He now to the Chief Imp handed in ;- For their journey down, as you may suppose, Said the Lord Chief Imp, and held his nose. Ho, ho! quoth he, I know full well eyes on the other gravely fix'd, And trying, though mischief laugh'd in his eye, Often set up for authors in prose and in rhyme, But ne'er took the trouble to write their own books. Poor devils were found to do this for their betters; — The same is now done by our privileged class; For an author of History, thus he proceeds: First, scribbling his own stock of notions as well The Subaltern comes-sees his General seated, Così quel fiato gli spiriti mali Di quà, dì là, di giù, di sù gli mena.—Inferno, cant. 5. I TURN'D my steps, and lo, a shadowy throng Of ghosts came fluttering tow'rds me,-blown along, « Whence and what are ye? pitying I inquired 1 Or Lieutenant-General, as it may happen to be. Authors of every sex, male, female, neuter, Who, early smit with love of praise and―pewter,1 On ---'s shelves first saw the light of day, In ➖➖➖'s puffs exhaled our lives away,— Like summer wind-mills, doom'd to dusty peace, When the brisk gales, that lent them motion, cease. Ah, little knew we then what ills await Much-lauded scribblers in their after-state; Bepuff'd on earth-how loudly Str-t can tellAnd, dire reward, now doubly puff'd in hell!» Touch'd with compassion for this ghastly crew, Still, at th' accustom'd hour of eggs and toast, One of our letter'd nymphs-excuse the pun- Had she but learn'd those plain ones, A. B. C. Behold, in yonder ancient figure of fun, A gentleman who, some weeks since, came over Whose life, poor youth, was long since blown away,- But, ah, in luckless hour, this last December, I wrote a book,' and Colburn dubb'd me' Member'- To what wilt thou exalt even kitchen-stuff! With such ingredients, served up But with fresh fudge and fiction garnish'd o'er, Scarce had the Spectre's lips these words let drop, Took the poor And, whirling him and all his grisly group Of literary ghosts,-Miss X. Y. Z., The nameless author, better known than read- And, last, not least, Lord Nobody's twin sister,- Where Peter pitch'd his waistcoat2, in old times, Leaving me much in doubt, as on I prest, With my great master, through this realm unblest, Whether Old Nick or puffs the best. LAMENT FOR THE LOSS OF LORD B-- -ST'S ALL in again-unlook'd for bliss! To the same head, through right and wrong. That memorable tail of thine? Thy pig-tie with thy place resign, This was th' unkindest cut of all!» queue. Parties are much like fish, 't is said,— Blazed from our old Colonial comet! (As W-ll--gt-n will be anon) Fate has not yet of all bereft us; We've Ell-nb-gh's curls still left us;Sweet curls, from which young Love, so vicious, His shots, as from nine-pounders, issues; Grand, glorious curls, which, in debate, Surcharged with all a nation's fate, Ilis Lordship shakes, as Homer's God did,' And oft in thundering talk comes near him ;Except that, there the speaker nodded, And, here, 't is only those who hear him. Long, long, ye ringlets, on the soil Of that fat cranium may ye flourish, With plenty of Macassar oil, Through many a year your growth to nourish! And, ah, should Time too soon unsheath His barbarous shears such locks to sever, THE CHERRIES. A PARABLE.2 SEE those cherries, how they cover So, to guard our posts and pensions, Shall we then this net-work widen? Shall we stretch these sacred holes, «God forbid! old Testy crieth; Every ravenous bird that flieth Then would at our cherries fly. Ope but half an inch or so, And, behold, what bevies break in;- Pops his long and lickerish beak in: 1 Shakes his ambrosial curls, and gives the nod." POPE'S Homer. Acts. Written during the late discussion on the Test and Corporation STANZAS FROM THE BANKS OF THE SHANNON. Take back the virgin page. Moore's Irish Melodies. No longer, dear V-sey, feel hurt and uneasy At hearing it said by thy Treasury brother, That thou art a sheet of blank paper, my V-sey, And he, the dear, innocent placeman, another. For, lo, what a service we, Irish, have done thee:Thou now art a sheet of blank paper no more; By St Patrick, we 've scrawl'd such a lesson upon thee As never was scrawl'd upon foolscap before. Come,-on with your spectacles, noble Lord Duke, (Or O'Connell has green ones he haply would lend you,) Read V-sey all o'er-as you can't read a bookAnd improve by the lesson we, bog-trotters, send you; |