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You fall at once into a lower key,
That's worse—the drone-pipe of a humble bee.
The southern sash admits too strong a light,
You rise and drop the curtain—now 'tis night.
He shakes with cold—you stir the fire and strive
To make a blaze—that's roasting him alive.
Serve him with venison, and he chooses fish;
With sole—that's just the sort he does not wish.
He takes what he at first profess'd to loath,
And in due time feeds heartily on both;
Yet still, o'erclouded with a constant frown,
He does not swallow, but he gulps it down.
Your hope to please him vain on ev'ry plan,
Himself ...if work that wonder, if he can—
Alas! his efforts double his distress,
He likes yours little, and his own still less.
Thus always teasing others, always teas'd,
His only pleasure is—to be displeas'd.
f_ I pity bashful men, who feel the pain
Of fancied scorn and undeserv'd disdain,
And bear the marks upon a blushing face
Of needless shame, and self-impos'd disgrace.
Our sensibilities are so acute,
The fear of being silent makes us mute.
We sometimes think we could a speech produce
Much to the purpose, if our tongues were loose;
But being tried, it dies upon the lip,
Faint as a chicken's note that has the pip:
Our wasted oil unprofitably burns,
Like hidden lamps in old sepulchral urns.
Few Frenchmen of this evil have complain'd;
It seems as if we Britons were ordain'd,
By way of wholesome curb upon our pride,
To fear each other, fearing none beside.
The cause perhaps inquiry may descry,
Self-searching with an introverted eye,
Conceal’d within an unsuspected part,
The vainest corner of our own vain heart;
For ever aiming at the world’s esteem,
Our self-importance ruins its own scheme;
In other eyes our talents rarely shown,
Become at length so splendid in our own,
We dare not risk them into public view,
Lest they miscarry of what seems their due.
True modesty is a discerning grace,
And only blushes in the proper place;
But counterfeit is blind, and sculks through fear,
Where 'tis a shame to be asham'd to appear:
Humility the parent of the first,
The last by vanity produc’d and nurs’d.
The circle form’d, we sit in silent state,
Like figures drawn upon a dial plate;
“Yes, ma'am,” and “no, ma'am,”utter'd softly, show
Ev'ry five minutes how the minutes go ;
Each individual, suff’ring a constraint
Poetry may, but colours cannot paint;
As if in close committee on the sky,
Reports it hot or cold, or wet or dry;
And finds a changing clime a happy source
Of wise reflection, and well-tim’d discourse.
We next inquire, but softly and by stealth,
Like conservators of the public health,
Of epidemic throats, if such there are,
And coughs, and rheums, and phthisic, and catarrh.
That theme exhausted, a wide chasm ensues,
Fill'd up at last with interesting news,
Who danc'd with whom, and who are like to wed,
And who is hang'd, and who is brought to bed:
But fear to call a more important cause,
As if 'twere treason against English laws.
The visit paid, with ecstasy we come,
As from a sev’n years’ transportation, home,
And there resume an unembarrass'd brow,
Recov’ring what we lost we know not how,
The faculties, that seem’d reduc’d to naught,
Expression and the privilege of thought. -
The reeking, roaring hero of the chase, I give him over as a desp'rate case. Physicians write in hopes to work a cure, Never, if honest ones, when death is sure; And though the fox he follow'd may be tam’d, A mere fox-foll’wer never is reclaim’d. . Some farrier should prescribe his proper course, Whose only fit companion is his horse; Or if, deserving of a better doom, The noble beast judge otherwise, his groom. Yet een the rogue that serves him, though he stand, To take his honour’s orders, cap in hand, Prefers his fellow grooms with much good sense, Their skill a truth, his master's a pretence. If neither horse nor groom affect the squire, Where can at last his jockeyship retire 2 O, to the club, the scene of savage joys, The school of coarse, good fellowship and noise; There, in the sweet society of those, Whose friendship from his boyish years he chose, Let him improve his talent if he can, Till none but beasts acknowledge him a man.
Man's heart had been impenetrably seal’d, Like theirs that cleave the flood or graze the field, Had not his Maker's all-bestowing hand Giv'n him a soul, and bade him understand; The reas’ning pow'r vouchsaf’d of course inferr'd The pow'r to clothe that reason with his word; For all is perfect, that God works on earth, And he, that gives conception, aids the birth. If this be plain, 'tis .. understood what uses of his boom the Giver would. The Mind, despatch’d upon her busy toil Should range where Providence has bless'd the soil; Visiting ev'ry flow'r with labour meet, And ...; all her treasures sweet by sweet, She should imbue the tongue with what she sips, And shed the balmy blessing on the lips,