188 The Right Change. that fellow, I forget what he calls himself, sing "One more glass before we part." And didn't we join in the chorus ! WILL. Ha, ha, ha, poor fellows! and order an extra glass or two to illustrate the song, I suppose? Those are the kind of songs that make the landlords rub their hands. And you poor silly sheep can't see plainer than that! Why, the publicans can afford to pay a singer well for singing a song of that description. TOм. Well, of course, the landlords must live as well as other people. It's a good business and very respectable. WILL. Oh, yes, very respectable. Where are nine-tenths of the robberies concocted? and where do the thieves spend their ill-gotten wealth? Why, in the public-house, to be sure. Well may our poorhouses and prisons fill while those places are open from early morn till late at night ready to entrap men, women, and even children, and lure them on to ruin. TOм. Why, Will, you would make a capital teetotal spouter. Let me know when you are going to hold forth, and I'll come. WILL. I have no pretensions to oratory, but if I had I certainly should think it my duty to go upon the platform and advocate the principles of total abstinence. I believe there is no greater stumbling-block in the way of the moral and social elevation of the people of England, than the habit of using intoxicating drink. Toм. Well, Mr. Lecturer, and where did you spend your evening may I ask? Threading needles for your wife while she darned the stockings? WILL. Not exactly, although I might have done worse than that. When you were courting Mrs. S. I have no doubt you thought it a grand privilege to be allowed to thread a needle or wind cotton for her. Tом. Oh yes! that was before the "curtain lectures" commenced. But you havn't told me how you spent your evening. WILL. Oh, I went to an entertainment. Toм. You went to an entertainment, did you? Why you are getting gay, I declare! WILL. Yes, I was gay, as gay as the merriest there. WILL. No, we did not. It was a Band of Hope entertainment, and the children sang. They sang about glasses too, but it was glasses of pure, bright water. Toм. And did you get your right change? WILL. Oh yes! I got all I went for and a good deal more. I sat and listened to the glad voices of the little ones, and I thought "of such is the kingdom of Heaven," and it seemed as if the pearly gates were coming nearer as their sweet songs rang out from their happy hearts. Did I get my right change? Aye! that I did. I got a change from weary labour, a change that did me good. You will never get your right change in a public-house: you will get misery and poverty, shame and wretchedness. Your right change would be to reform your life altogether and become a teetotaler. TOM. Well, I really think I'll try your teetotalism. When I found my pocket so light this morning I had half a mind to give up drinking, and now what you have said has quite settled the matter. I'll sign the pledge, and when I take home my card you will all say that I have got the "right change." I can hear the young birds twitter When you dance upon the brooks. Then I see a darkened chamber When I feel the summer wind." Then the sunbeams, softly stealing, And she feels their warm caresses Ere they came, a weight of sorrows They had found her faint and fearful; Lift, and leave all cares above!" Golden sunbeams, brightly shining Oh! let us, like you, be giving Let us labour, nothing fearing, When we no more work can do.. MRS. HAWKSHAWE. HE sunshine is a glorious thing, The moonlight is a gentle thing, It shines upon the fisher's boat . Out on the lovely sea; Or where the little lambkins lie, Beneath the old oak tree. The dew-drops on the summer morn, The village children brush them off, There are no gems in monarchs' crowns And yet we scarcely notice them, But tread them off in play. 142 Work: Honourable. Poor Robin on the pear-tree sings, The heath-flower fills the air with sweets, There are as many lovely things, For those who sit by cottage-hearths WORK: HONOURABLE. HOSE who toil to earn their bread TH Need not grumble at their lot; They in noble footsteps tread, For in Eden work was given; He who at the anvil stands, Striking while the iron glows, At the loom and in the field, He who works with throbbing brain, He who lives a life of ease, Idly wasting all his days, Aining only self to please, Filled with pride, and courting praise, |