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his disciples of both sexes only be true to themselves, admit their incapability of managing stables, make no pretensions to it, nor prate about things which they don't understand, and they may reckon on their paths being rendered pleasant and peaceful, and in the long run for much less money. Gentlemen and ladies, especially the latter with good fortunes, who from widow or spinsterhood have unfortunately no male guardian to look after their stable concerns, are advised by all means to adopt the plan which, since the reform bill, has been tried in Downingstreet, on a large scale, with commensurate success. They should make a point of always jobbing. Tiptop job-masters, unless Hieover be a Whig or a wag, are all as "honorable men," as first-rate horse-dealers; they would sooner suppress a despatch than a feed of corn; and then they always keep a goodly supply of rough sturdy veterans to do the more trying night-work, while sleek and pampered prancers are exclusively dedicated to the lighter duties of the day. And here we may just remark that a perfect lady's riding-horse is no less desirable than a perfect bachelor; to secure one is the great difficulty, and no good offer should be rejected; nor should absolute perfection be required, for a first-rate palfrey, like a poet, nascitur non fit; so much must nature do for him; besides, good looks, generous disposition, great courage and power, too, are essential" none but the brave deserve the fair;" moreover, as a lady's work is considerable and continuous, he should be equal, according to Hieover, to a stone or two above her weight. Let not our fair readers despair, for something may be made of a less accomplished beast of burden, if, like a husband, he be early broken in; then his duties end in becoming rewards and pleasures; one thing our ex-dragoon insists on-no alarm or even notice must be taken of a drum or a red coat.

Not only carriage-horses but coachmen and helpers should be all jobbed in the lump: those indeed must get up early who hope to grapple with such centaurs, not fabulous, who consume more oats than clans of Highlanders. If the job-master is not to keep the furnished animals, biped and quadruped, board wages and livery stables are the lone dowager's best security; the cost may then be calculated on to a certainty and the worst known at once. Hieover found, upon comparing a hundred horses kept in private and public stables, three to one more cases of rough coats, coughs, colds, cracked heels, and other ills to which horse-flesh is heir, in

the former than the latter. A respectable liveryman hates a beggarly account of empty stalls and boxes; let him thoroughly understand that the turn-out will be continued with him so long as justice is done to it, and no longer-that is enough. He thoroughly understands his business, and so do his stablemen; sad scamps as in sober truth they are, none ever try kicking over the traces with a master who is their match. The difference between professional and private stablemasters, according to Hieover, is grammatical; "the one at the nick of time says, Eo, and goes himself; the other says Ito, go thou, which naturally ends in I OU." And here we may observe that our author, however fond of quoting Latin, Spanish, French, and Italian, drives four horses better than four languages; we are no less puzzled how to scanne fronte fides," (Pocket and Stud, p. 21,) than to construe" Humanum sum, &c. (Stable Talk, i. 99;) but dog Latin is natural to fox-hunters. We have, per contra, no fault to find with the summing or calculations of our polyglott Cocker, who, having enumerated the many causes, besides food, which make the expense of keeping a pair much more than double that of a single horse, as bachelors discover when they marry, defies the majority of grooms and coachmen to throw out his bill, when he puts one horse, with four feeds of corn a day, at 10s. 8 1-2d. per week, and two at 751. 10s. per annum. This, which he proves to the fraction of a barley-corn-we omit the arithmetical vexation--will open the waterfilling eyes of many Clarenced spinsters and charioted widows, when their accounts are next brought in. It may conduce to some comfort to set before them a correct dietary irrespective of cost; for neither man nor beast can enjoy bonne chère avec peu d'argent, nor live, like lovers, on flowers. Locomotives, whether horse or steam, require more substantial fuel.

Be it therefore remembered, that fragrant, soft, sweet upland hay, although the dearest, is the cheapest in the long run; bad hay is poison anyhow-" bellows to mend, and no mistake." Sixteen pounds of good hay a day is enough, and better than a feast for any horse; 12 lbs. is fully sufficient for a hunter, although few grooms can be got to believe it. Horses' stomachs vary like men's; but servants, "whose good digestion ever waits on appetite," have an instinctive love for wasting whatever their master (a fortiori their mistress) pays for. Oats should be rationed, as in the army, by weight, not

measure, and they should be two years old, and heavy into the bargain, for horses will set seriously to work on a 40 lb. to the bushel sample, who only think about it, "tenui meditantur avena," and trifle with lighter husky stuff. If his labor be hard, a horse should have a peck and a half per diem, and after he has done his work some bruised beans may be added, not before, or cholic is the corollary. The beans must be old and then they comfort a beast, as tawny port does a senior fellow at Brasenose; insomuch that, once upon a time when oats were at a killing price, Hieover fed his stud entirely on beans and bran, and compares the benefits to a course of brandy with, or of one of sherry without, water. The bran is as essential an addition to high feeding as rice is to curry; and kin to bran is chaff, and very useful it is as a mixture-but then chaffing must not be carried so far in mangers as it is sometimes in cavalry messes. Horses are very fond of carrots-and so unfortunately are coachmen's wives. Enough of this; the great secret of getting horses into tip-top condition is good care, sufficient corn, and fast work: give them plenty of these, and they are seldom sick or sorry; but should such a sad casualty befall them-for even horse-flesh is grass-send them at once to field. "No disease, your ladyship may depend upon it, is so dangerous or so expensive as a doctor-groom.

The transition to stables is easy; and although horses do live in them, more die from them than is dreamed of in some men's philosophy, so seldom do they unite what is essential to health and comfort: they are constructed by blundering builders or ornamental architects, who borrow more from Vitruvius than the Veterinary College. The first requisite is dryness--your damp is a sore decayer. Ample means for ventilating should abound, so as to insure an average heat of about 60° Fahr. An iron rack in the corner prevents waste of provender and cribbiting; and gas is preferable to candles, as a little straw makes a great fire. Everything should be kept in its right place: buckets in the way break shins, and are neither ship-shape nor stableman-like; above all, no nails; and, mark! no lodgings in lofts: a married coachman, with an active wife and restless cubs above, will banish innocent sleep, Nature's best restorer below, to say nothing, if the good housewife deals in fresh eggs, of her poultry's partiality to oats. As a standing rule, the pavement of the stalls should be perfectly level. On the relative

merit of stalls versus boxes, which perplexes the Haymarket, we differ entirely from Hieover; he is an examiner of motives, not muscles, and, exceedingly well as he anatomizes a "leg," has by no means got the length of the horse's foot. Mr. Miles must be his monitor; his capital book, we learn, is now in its sixth edition, so completely has the public verdict ratified our summing up of its humane and philosophical principles, (Q. R. No. clv.) Hieover is already far too knowing to be ashamed, and by no means too old to learn more; Ancora imparo was the motto of Michael Angelo when rising eighty.

From a lesson which the Captain gave to a bright ornament of French law, it would appear that the schoolmaster abroad will have no sinecure, since even the judgment of Paris is no longer infallible in horseflesh: and these matters are better managed in our shop-keeping, horse-dealing nation than across the water. Once upon a time it fell out that Hieover was driving his tilbury over the hideous roads of la belle France, and encountered a bebloused charretier, who gave him just one foot of room less than the width of his axletrees; consequently, the British gig was smashed, and cost twenty pounds in repairs. Our countryman, not satisfied with soundly thrashing the Frenchman and his dog, went to law for damages, but did not obtain one farthing, because the lighter vehicle ought to have given way to the heavier. On his pleading ignorance of the Code Napoleon, the judge rejoined, "Il faut donc qu'il l'apprenne." Presently, trotting home by night on the soft side instead of the centre of a paved road, down came his valuable horse into an open drain, getting up thirty pounds per knee the worse for the fall. Again he went into court, and again redress was denied, because he had not kept the right side of a French grand chemin, and the judicial admonition was repeated, "Il faut qu'il l'apprenne donc."

Soon after it chanced that M. le Juge's wife, whose passion was riding, pined for an English palfrey. Hieover, remembering a beautiful lady's horse at home, which had gone broken-winded and was worthless, sends over his groom, buys him for an old song, and lets an English girl ride him about; "le beau cheval, doux comme un agneau," attracts all eyes, and M. le Juge begs to send a friend to inspect him. "I have not," complacently observes Hieover, "spent so much money about horses without being able to make a broken-winded fit to be examined." The horse passes; and one hundred and fifty

napoleons are paid down.

"Out of kindness, find with me." "Mais mille tonnerres! I no vant de hors broke in de wind, dat go puff all de day long." "C'est possible," says I, "mais cela m'est parfaitement indifférent you trusted to your friend's judgment." "Bote my friend have no jugement for de horse." "Il faut, Monsieur," said I, making my bow, "qu'il l'apprenne donc."-Stable-Talk, vol. i. p. 452.

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to the animal," continues Hieover, "I desired the French groom not to give him any cold water that day; those initiated in such matters will know why, the groom did not. Il faut qu'il l'apprenne donc, thinks I." Next evening M. le Juge requests M. le Capitaine Hieover to look at the animal, who, of course was blowing away like a blacksmith's bellows. "What was de mattere? Vas de horse indisposé?" "Eh, non, Monsieur, il est poussif, voilà tout." Vat vas he to do?" "Ce n'est pas mon affaire cela," said the Captain. The Juge got frantic. "Now," says our hero, "for the coup de théatre; I reminded Monsieur of the broken gig and broken knee decisions: he recognized me in a moment. Now, Monsieur," says I, "what have you got to say? You wanted a beau cheval-you have him. You wanted a docile one--you have that also. I said nothing about his being sound; you have no fault to

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We have done enough, we hope, to recommend this writer's octavos to such lovers of horses and hunting as have not chanced to encounter them--his new duodecimo to all who desire to consult the interests of the purse in the arrangements of the stable. Few books are so sure to save large amounts of L. S. D. to those who duly study their precepts as "The Pocket and the Stud" of Mr. Hieover. The least the single ladies of his congregation can do in return is to present him (now that he is a sober preacher) with a handsome service of plate for his tea-table.

From Hogg's Instructor.

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THE AVE MARIA.

THE young sun is rising, but, ere he goes forth,

He proclaims to the world-'tis day!

Haste, haste!--time is short-seek life while you may!

For ye all must be home at the Ave Maria!
Ye all must be home at the Ave Marie."

The joy-singing lark hath left the bleak heath,
To soar through the bright sunny sky;
The swallows are chasing the purple-wing'd fly;
But they all must be home at the Ave Maria!

They all must be home at the Ave Marie.

The wild bee is roaming through meadow and wood,
Sipping sweets from every flower;
The butterfly's flown from its shady bower;

But they all must be home at the Ave Maria!
They all must be home at the Ave Marie.

Sweet perfumes are stealing from under the leaves Of the rose and the violet blue,

And, meeting, they kiss, whisp'ring "Sister, adieu! For we all must be home at the Ave Maria!

We all must be home at the Ave Marie."

But we'll meet in our home at the Ave Maria ! We'll meet in our home at the Ave Marie."

The merry bell's ringing, the tapers are burning;
Youth's beauty the bride brings for dower;
But the dark cloud descending, the wife of an hour
Is call'd to her home at the Ave Maria!
Is called to her home at the Ave Marie.

The battle is o'er-a soldier is kneeling,
With victory's wreath to be crown'd;
But ere it is placed, twilight's pall is around,
And the hero call'd home -'tis the Ave Maria!
And the hero's call'd home!-'tis the Ave
Marie.

An old man is wand'ring alone midst the graves,
And now he is kneeling in prayer;
The bright sun is sinking-dark shadows fall there,
And he has gone home!-'tis the Ave Maria!

He too has gone home!-'tis the Ave Marie.

They are all, like the stars, for a time lost to sight, But we know where they watch us in love,

A bright-eyed child's singing, 'mid flower, bird, and And again will they shine in those bright realms

tree

Sweet chorus they chant to his lay;

A grey mantle's falling, he sighs—“I'm away!

above,

For heaven's their home, at the Ave Maria! 'Tis their beautiful home at the Ave Marie.

From Tait's Magazine.

JENNY LIND.

In the character of the English people there are general features scarcely recognized by foreign nations, or at times even by ourselves. Among these is our love of music. Until lately the opinion appears to have been generally prevalent that whatever leaning we might have towards poetry and romance, however we might shine in wild adventure, or display that irresistible energy which leads to conquest and dominion, we were little susceptible of the pleasure which springs from listening to the concord of sweet sounds. And this idea, it must be owned, arose and spread naturally enough. We are a reserved people, fond of conventionalities and appearances, very much addicted to keep our thoughts to ourselves, and above all things ashamed to betray emotions before strangers. Elsewhere in the world the exhibition of passion and sentiment is supposed to be a merit, and therefore people covet the reputation of being impressionable. There are advantages and disadvantages in this. It produces a willingness to recognize openly and frankly the claims of art, but leads, at the same time, in those who are really ignorant and unsusceptible, to a gross affectation of superior taste, to a ridiculously false enthusiasm, and to those extravagancies of manner and language which distinguish the shallow pretender from the man of real judgment and sensibility.

Most of the continental nations had, until lately, little else to think of but amusement. Politics were interdicted to them by their governments, and, where political investigations are forbidden, literature itself becomes worthless. Pleasure, therefore, of all kinds, became the sole object of life, and music and the drama were called in to fill up the intervals of intrigue. If they produced no great statesmen, they could boast of the composers of successful operas; the place of politicians was supplied by singers; and if the most execrable discord prevailed in the state, they were certain to find a full blaze of harmony in the theatre. All their talk,

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consequently, turned upon what to them were the great events of the day- the achievements of a favorite cantatrice, the squabbles of managers, the loves and friendships, the hatred and jealousies, or occasionally, perhaps, the virtues and moral qualities of performers and singers.

In topics like these it is impossible for a free people to take an equal degree of interest. It is no doubt perfectly true that art of all kinds has flourished most in democracies, a truth which may appear to be inconsistent with what we have just been stating. There is, however, no inconsistency in the matter. In a well-organized state there is a time and a place for everything; for severe study and serious business as well as for the arts; and those elegant amusements and enjoyments which contribute to fit men for the sterner duties and more laborious pursuits of life. Without, therefore, meriting the name of a musical people, which, it is to be hoped, will never be justly applied to us, we are perhaps more fully alive to the true delights of music than any other nation in Christendom. Travel through France, through Germany, through Switzerland, Italy or Spain, and you will meet with infinitely less entertainment for the ear than in England. We dare say there are those who will turn up their noses at the bare idea; but a nation's real taste for music may always be measured by the number of barrel organs put in requisition. All the grinders of tunes, all the retailers of stereotyped airs, all the small artists who vend harmony, as it were, by the ell, flock to this country as to the best market in the world. In street music, in street singing, we accordingly outdo all other nations, so that these islands may be compared to one vast cage out of which torrents of melody are perpetually gushing.

The same remark precisely will apply to the higher efforts of musical talents, so that, though great singers may commence their career in other countries, they inevitably verge ultimately towards England, where they are

supposed to reach the summit of fame. The continent is only a sort of preliminary school. There the first crude efforts of the singer are made, and the separation takes place between mediocrity and genius. But when all that art, and study, and experience can effect has been accomplished, the artist turns towards England, where the brightest laurels are to be gathered; after which there is nothing to be aspired to but repose, retirement, and the enjoyments of private life.

This, we are well aware, is not a popular opinion, but if our readers will be at the pains to examine and think for themselves, they will find it is a true one. Where was the scene of the greatest triumphs of Catalani, Pasta, Sontag, Malibran, Grisi, Alboni, or Jenny Lind? Not in Paris, Berlin, or Vienna, but London. No one can doubt this, because the facts of the case are on record. But if we wish to know the feeling which pervades Italy, for example, we have only to mix there with the young aspirants for fame, when we shall find that every heart beats to be distinguished in Inghilterra, to which they invariably look as the goal of all their efforts. We once remember conversing in Tuscany with a beautiful singer who had never travelled further than Naples, and knew little or nothing of the general character of the European nations. But in her comparative obscurity all the great traditions of the musical world had reached her, and she would dwell for hours on the brilliant visions which floated before her when she thought of England. The fascination may reside, no doubt, partly in our wealth, yet only partly, since it is far less the fortunes they make here than the admiration and the glory which attend the making of them, that constitute the attraction.

It will, from what has been said, be evident that we are not disposed to assign a low place to music in the list of national amusements. We regard it as a highly pure source of pleasure; and as they who administer delight to us deserve to be rewarded to a certain extent, perhaps even with affection, we cannot otherwise than approve of the enthusiasm excited among the true lovers of music by Jenny Lind. Music, however, addresses itself more to the imagination than the intellect, and more to the senses than to either; and it is only the sensorous sphere of our nature that it can be said to refine and purify. The intellect lies beyond its reach, but as it moves among our passions, and fans them with its breath, it appears to melt and bear away all the grosser elements,

while it excites and invigorates whatever is healthful in them. Nearly all persons know some voice with which they associate whatever is most pleasing and rapturous in life. They have heard it perhaps in their happiest hours, when the whole instrument of their mind was attuned to harmony, when their passions had been lulled by enjoyment into luxurious repose, and when the various softer sentiments, melting imperceptibly into each other, appeared to have lifted up the soul to the very summit of happiness.

It is from this portion of our life's experience that we derive the power to sympathize heartily with a public singer. The spell she exercises does not reside entirely in her. We contribute much towards the completion. of the process, and her voice, as it diffuses itself over the theatre, becomes as it were ten thousand voices, modified by partiality and fondness, which speak in different tones to every heart. In this consists entirely the triumph of music. It is as the handmaid to something else that it conquers. The taste goes for much, but the heart goes for infinitely more; and as we listen we gather up, as it were, and bind together all the delicious threads of our former existence, and bind them secretly around the one we love. No one can have ever penetrated into the metaphysics of music without becoming conscious of this. We are very far, however, from insinuating anything to the disparagement of the public singer, and only endeavor to account for what must be otherwise inexplicable.

There is another observation which we may as well throw out, now that we have got upon this part of our subject—it is this, that Jenny Lind, belonging to a northern race, speaks more directly to the sympathies of a northern nation than a woman cast in the fiery mould of the south. There is far more in what may be termed the idiosyncrasies of our race than our philosophy has yet led us to acknowledge. For example, no art purely Hellenic has hitherto been thoroughly naturalized in the north. Even religion itself has acquired, in passing the Alps, a new character, and been invested with different attributes, and learned to speak to the heart in a language unknown in other latitudes. The causes of these phenomena may lie too deep for scrutiny, but they are not on that account the less real or influential.

At the same time, there exists among us a small number of individuals bearing within them the germs of southern affinities, introduced by the mixture of blood, or some

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