Four o'clock. Such a sermon!-though not about dancing, my dear; 'Twas only on the' end of the world being near. Eighteen Hundred and Forty's the year that some state As the time for that accident some Forty Eight*: And I own, of the two, I'd prefer much the latter, As then I shall be an old maid, and 'two'n't matter. Once more, love, good-bye-I've to make a new сар; But am now so dead tired with this horrid mishap Of the end of the world, that I must take a nap. * With regard to the exact time of this event, there appears to be a difference only of about two or three years among the respective calculators. M. Alphonse Nicole, Docteur en Droit, et Avocat, merely doubts whether it is to be in 1846 or 1847. "A cette époque,” he says, les fidèles peuvent espérer de voir s'effectuer la purification du Sanctuaire." 66 LETTER IV. FROM PATRICK MAGAN, ESQ. TO THE REV. RICHARD He comes from Erin's speechful shore With hot effusions-hot and weak; To Britain's well-fed Church to speak. Puff him, ye Journals of the Lord*, Ye Spinsters, spread your tea and crumpets; And you, ye countless Tracts for Sinners, Blow all your little penny trumpets. * "Our anxious desire is to be found on the side of the Lord.". - Record Newspaper. He comes, the reverend man, to tell To all who still the Church's part take, Tales of parsonic woe, that well Might make ev'n grim Dissenter's heart ache:Of ten whole Bishops snatch'd away For ever from the light of day; (With God knows, too, how many more, For whom that doom is yet in store)— Of Rectors cruelly compell'd From Bath and Cheltenham to haste home, Because the tithes, by Pat withheld, Will not to Bath or Cheltenham come; Nor will the flocks consent to pay Their parsons thus to stay away ;— Though, with such parsons, one may doubt -- Of all, in short, and each degree Which us'd to roll in wealth so pleasantly; But now, alas, is doom'd to see Its surplus brought to nonplus presently! Such are the themes this man of pathos, Will preach and preach t'ye, till you're dull again; Then, hail him, Saints, with joint acclaim, Which Murtagh was, ere known to fame, All true, Dick, true as you're alive— And Tuesday, in the market-place, To state what he calls Ireland's Case; Meaning thereby the case of his shop,Of curate, vicar, rector, bishop, And all those other grades seraphic, That make men's souls their special traffic, Just as some roguish country nurse, Who takes a foundling babe to suckle, First pops the payment in her purse, Then leaves poor dear to-suck its knuckle : Ev'n so these reverend rigmaroles Pocket the money-starve the souls. Murtagh, however, in his glory, Will tell, next week, a different story; Meanwhile Miss Fudge, who loves all lions, Pink cards, with cherubs round the borders. Haste, Dick-you're lost, if you lose time;- And Murtagh, with his tropes sublime, |