For that's the man, if waked from his shelf Such, we're happy to state, are the old he-dames As a perfect antediluvian gem The work, as Sir Sampson Legend would say, Of some "fellow the Flood couldn't wash away.” * The fund being rais'd, there remain'd but to see For, finding the poor man suffering greatly So much so, indeed, to the alarm of all, * See Congreve's Love for Love. The Antipapistico-monomania (I'm sorry with such a long word to detain ye), Meanwhile, to the great alarm of his neighbours, Which frighten his old nurse out of her wits. Beaux Stratagem. †The writer of the article has groped about, with much success, in what he calls "the dark recesses of Dr. Dens's disquisitions." -Quarterly Review. "Pray, may we ask, has there been any rebellious movement of Popery in Ireland, since the planting of the Ulster colonies, in which something of the kind was not visible among the Presbyterians of the North?" Ibid. 'Stead of swallowing wholesome stuff from the druggist's, He will keep raving of "Irish Thuggists *; Tells us they all go murd'ring, for fun, From rise of morn till set of sun, Pop, pop, as fast as a minute-gun ! † If ask'd, how comes it the gown and cassock are This is all we've got, for the present, to say - * "Lord Lorton, for instance, who, for clearing his estate of a village of Irish Thuggists," &c. &c.- Quarterly Review. "Observe how murder after murder is committed like minute-guns." - Ibid. "Might not the archives of the Propaganda possibly supply the key?" GRAND DINNER OF TYPE AND CO. A POOR POET'S DREAM.* As I sate in my study, lone and still, Upon Fancy's reinless night-mare flitting, With coat that hadn't much nap to spare (Having just gone into its second edition), Was the only wretch of an author there. * Written during the late agitation of the question of Copyright. But think, how great was my surprise, When I saw, in casting round my eyes, That the dishes, sent up by Type's she-cooks, Bore all, in appearance, the shape of books; Large folios-God knows where they got 'em, In these small times- -at top and bottom; And quartos (such as the Press provides For no one to read them) down the sides. Then flash'd a horrible thought on my brain, And I said to myself, "'Tis all too plain, "Like those, well known in school quotations, "Who ate up for dinner their own relations, "I see now, before me, smoking here, "The bodies and bones of my brethren dear; "Bright sons of the lyric and epic Muse, "All cut up in cutlets, or hash'd in stews; "Their works, a light through ages to go,· "Themselves, eaten up by Type and Co.!" While thus I moralized, on they went, And all so kindly, brother to brother, |