But hold-The change is so inviting
I own, I tremble while I'm writing. Yet, WHITEHEAD, 'tis too soon to lose you : Let critics flatter or abuse you,
O! teach us, ere you change the scene To Stygian banks from Hippocrene,
How free-born bards should strike the strings,
And how a Briton write to kings.
ON old PARNASSUS, t'other day, The Muses met to sing and play; Apart from all the rest were seen The tragic, and the comic Queen, Engag'd, perhaps, in deep debate, On RICH's, or on FLEETWOOD's fate. When on a sudden, news was brought That GARRICK had the patent got, And both their ladyships again Might now return to Drury-lane. They bow'd, they simper'd, and agreed They wish'd the project might succeed. 'Twas very possible, the case Was likely too and had a faceA face! THALIA titt'ring cry'd, And could her joy no longer hide; Why, sister, all the world must see How much this makes for you and me :
No longer now shall we expose Our unbought goods to empty rows, Or meanly be oblig'd to court From foreign aid a weak support; No more the poor polluted scene Shall teem with births of Harlequin : Or vindicated stage shall feel The insults of the dancer's heel. Such idle trash we'll kindly spare
To opera's now-they'll want them there; For Sadler's-Wells, they say, this year Has quite undone their engineer.
Pugh, you're a wag, the buskin'd prude Reply'd, and smil'd; besides 'tis rude To laugh at foreigners, you know, And triumph o'er a vanquish'd foe: For my part, I shall be content If things succeed as they are meant ? And should not be displeas'd to find Some changes of the tragic kind. And say, THALIA, mayn't we hope The stage will take a larger scope? Shall he whose all-expressive powers
Can reach the heights that SHAKSPERE soars, Descend to touch an humbler key,
And tickle ears with poetry; Where every tear is taught to flow Through many line's melodious woe, And heart-felt pangs of deep distress
Are fritter'd into similes?
-O thou, whom nature taught the art To pierce, to cleave, to tear the heart, Whatever name delight thine ear, OTHELLO, RICHARD, HAMLET, LEAR, O undertake my just defence,
And banish all but nature hence! See, to thy aid with streaming eyes The fair afflicted CONSTANCE flies; Now wild as winds in madness tears Her heaving breasts and scatter'd hairs; Or low on earth disdain relief,
With all the conscious pride of grief. My PRITCHARD too in HAMLET's queen— The goddess of the sportive vein
Here stop'd her short, and with a sneer,
My PRITCHARD, if you please, my dear! Her tragic merit I confess,
But surely mine's her proper dress; Behold her there with native ease,
And native spirit, born to please; With all MARIA's charms engage,
Or MILWOOD's arts, or TOUCHWOOD's rage, Through every foible trace the fair, Or leave the town, and toilet's care To chaunt in forests unconfin'd,
The wilder notes of ROSALIND.
O thou, where'er thou fix thy praise, BRUTE, DRUGGER, FRIBBLE, RANGER, BAYS!
O join with her in my behalf,
And teach an audience when to laugh. So shall buffoons with shame repair To draw in fools at Smithfield fair, And real humor charm the age,
Though FALSTAFF should forsake the stage.
She spoke. MELPOMENE reply'd,
And much was said on either side; And many a chief, and many a fair, Were mention'd to their credit there. But I'll not venture to display What goddesses think fit to say. However, GARRICK, this at least Appears, by both a truth confess'd, That their whole fate for many a year But hangs on your paternal care. A nation's taste depends on you; -Perhaps a nation's virtue too. O think how glorious 'twere to raise A theatre to virtue's praise; Where no indignant blush might rise, Nor wit be taught to plead for vice: But every young attentive ear Imbibe the precepts, living there. And every unexperienc'd breast There feel its own rude hints express'd, And, waken'd by the glowing scene, Unfold the worth that lurks within.
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