She wears no colours (sign of grace) On any part except her face, All white and black beside: Dauntless her look, her gesture proud, Her voice theatrically loud, And masculine her stride. So have I seen, in black and white, A stately worthless animal, That plies the tongue, and wags the tail, 15 20 Phryne. PHRYNE HRYNE had talents for mankind; Open she was, and unconfin'd, Like some free port of trade: Merchants unloaded here their freight, Here first their entry made. Her learning and good breeding such," Spaniards, or French, came to her, 10 At length she turns a bride : In di'monds, pearls, and rich brocades, She shines the first of batter'd jades, And flutters in her pride. So have I known those insects fair (Which curious Germans hold so rare) Still vary shapes and dyes; Still gain new titles with new forms; First grubs obscene, then wriggling worms, 15 20 24 The happy Life of a Country Parson. A Chrysostom to smooth thy band in ; 10 Lo here the Septuagint---and Paul, He that has these may pass his life, Toast Church and Queen, explain the news, And shake his head at Doctor S---t. 15 20 24 BEING THE PROLOGUE TO THE SATIRES. ADVERTISEMENT To the first Publication of this Epistle. THIS paper is a sort of bill of complaint, begun many years since, and drawn up by snatches as the several occasions offered. I had no thoughts of publishing it, till it pleased some persons of rank and fortune [the authors of Verses to the Imitator of Horace, and of an Epistle to a Doctor of Divinity from a Nobleman at Hampton-Court] to attack in a very extraordinary manner, not only my writings, (of which, being public, the public is judge) but my person, morals, and family, whereof, to those who know me not, a truer information may be requisite. Being divided between the necessity to say something of myself, and my own laziness to undertake so awkward a task, I thought it the shortest way to put the last hand to this Epistle. If it have any thing pleasing, it will be that by which I am most desirous to please, the truth, and the sentiment; and if any thing offensive, it will be only to those I am least sorry to offend, the vicious or the ungenerous. Many will know their own pictures in it, there being not a circumstance but what is true; but I have, for the most part, spared their names, and they may escape being laughed at, if they please. I would have some of them know it was owing to the request of the learned and candid friend, to whom it is inscribed, that I make not as free use of theirs as they have done of mine. However, I shall have this advantage and honour on my side, that whereas, by their proceeding, any abuse may be directed at any man, no injury can possibly be done by mine, since a nameless character can never be found out but by its truth and likeness. Volume 111. D P. |