OLD GRANDPA'S SOLILOQUY. OLD GRANDPA'S SOLILOQUY. It wasn't so when I was young- When speaking of the nice hand-write An' when we saw a girl we liked, Well, when we met a good old friend We greeted him, but didn't say, The boys sometimes got mad an' fit; Once when a youth was turned away He walked upon his feet-but now We used to dance when I was young, But now they don't-they only "sling The light fantastic toe." Of death we spoke in language plain But in these days one doesn't die— 335 We praised the man of common sense; "His judgment's good," we said But now they say: "Well, that old plum Has got a level head." It's rather sad the children now Are learnin' all such talk; They've learned to "chin" instead of chat, An' "waltz" instead of walk. To little Harry yesterday My grandchild, aged two I said, "You love grandpa?" said he, "You bet your boots I do." The children bowed to a stranger once; It is no longer so— The little girl, as well as boys, Now greets you with "Helloa!" Oh, give me back the good old days, When both the old and young Conversed in plain, old-fashioned words, And slang was never "slung." THE GALLANT BRAKEMAN. DUST-GRIMED features, weather-beaten, Patient tiller of the soil? In the storms or in the sunshine He must mount the speeding train, Ride outside at post of duty, Heeding not the drenching rain. In the pleasant summer weather, THE GALLANT BRAKEMAN. While notes this beauteous picture Comes the quick shrill cry for brakes. But when winter's icy fingers Cover earth with snowy shroud, Do not scorn to greet him kindly, Tho' his clothes are coarse and plain, In his fearless bosom, beats a Heart that feels both joy and pain. He may have a widowed mother, Daily facing death and danger, 337 In her little lonely cottage, RETROSPECT. IT has been said, and sadly oft repeated, That pleasure's parting draught is always pain; Who has not, looking backward, broken-hearted, And who, when dim years, like towering mountains, PLANTATION PROVERBS. SPEC' dars poor-off colored darkies up in heben white as snow, Spec' dars lots of likely niggas buckin' cordwood down below. Nebber steer a midnight journey by de screamin' ob de loonNeber spec' ter prove yer beauty by a tussel wid de moon. Ef yo' coat is las' year's pattern, plod erlong an' nebber min', Dar's a pile ob healthy growin' in de humbly punkin vine. A VOICE FROM THE POORHOUSE. Allus sabe de dryes' field corn fur de grindin' at de mill; 339 Nebber harness up de sto' clerk ter pull frough de fiel' han's part; When yo' spec' ter tote de firewood use de common punkin cart. A VOICE FROM THE POORHOUSE. "My dear friends," the doctor said, "I favor license for selling rum, These fanatics tell us with horror of the mischief liquor has done. I say, as a man an' physician, the system's requirements is such, That unless we at times assist nature the body and mind suffer much. 'Tis a blessing when worn out and weary, a moderate drink now and then." From the minister in the pulpit came an audible murmur "Amen." ""Tis true that many have fallen, became filthy drunkards and worse, Harmed others? No, I don't uphold them. They made their blessing a curse. Must I be denied for their sinning? Must the weak ones govern the race? Why, every good thing God has given is only a curse out of place. It's only excess that destroys us. A little is good now and then." From the white-haired, pious old deacon came a fervent loud spoken "Amen! Then a murmur arose up from the people from amidst that listening throng, They had come from their homes with a purpose to crush out and trample out wrong. But their time-honored, worthy physician, grown portly in person and purse, Had shown in the demon of darkness a blessing instead of a curse; And now they were eager, impatient, to vote when the moment should come; They felt it their right and their duty to license the selling of rum. |