ON DREAMS. AN IMITATION OF PETRONIUS. "Somnia quæ mentes ludunt volitantibus umbris," &c. THOSE dreams, that on the silent night intrude, And with false flitting shades our minds delude, Jove never sends us downward from the skies; -Nor can they from infernal mansions rise; But are all mere productions of the brain, And fools consult interpreters in vain. For, when in bed we rest our weary limbs, The mind unburden'd sports in various whims; The busy head with mimic art runs o'er The scenes and actions of the day before. The drowsy tyrant, by his minions led, To regal rage devotes some patriot's head, With equal terrors, not with equal guilt, The murderer dreams of all the blood he spilt, The soldier smiling hears the widow's cries, And stabs the son before the mother's eyes. With like remorse his brother of the trade, The butcher, fells the lamb beneath his blade. The statesman rakes the town to find a plot, And dreams of forfeitures by treason got. Nor less Tom-t-d-man of true statesman mould, Collects the city filth in search of goid. Orphans around his bed the lawyer sees, And takes the plaintiff's and defendant's fees. His fellow pick-purse, watching for a job, Fancies his finger's in the cully's fob. The The kind physician grants the husband's prayers, Or gives relief to long expecting heirs. The sleeping hangman ties the fatal noose, Nor unsuccessful waits for dead men's shoes. The grave divine, with knotty points perplext, As if he was awake, nods o'er his text : While the sly mountebank attends his trade, Harangues the rabble, and is better paid. The hireling senator of modern days Bedaubs the guilty great with nauseous praise: And Dick the scavenger with equal grace Flirts from his cart the mud in *****'s face. VERSES OCCASIONED BY WHITSHED'S* MOTTO ON HIS COACH. 1724. LIBERTAS et natale solum : Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. Serve for a motto on thy coach? But let me now the words translate: My dear estate, how well I love it! *The chief justice who prosecuted the Drapier. H. And, thirdly, 'tis a new invention, And, sixthly, for my soul, to barter it You had good reason, when you stole 'em. SENT BY DR. DELANY TO DR. SWIFT, IN ORDER TO BE ADMITTED TO SPEAK TO HIM, DEAR sir, I think 'tis doubly hard, Must I not see, 'cause you are blind? When you can be no loser by't? Nay, when 'tis plain (for what is plainer?) * Lord lieutenant of Ireland, H. THE } THE ANSWER. THE wise pretend to make it clear, That where we find the members twain, But yet the point is not so clear in Yet Yet Galen most acutely shows you, Thence to the neck; and moving thorough there, Your arms, though both your eyes were lost, A QUIET LIFE AND A GOOD NAME, TO A FRIEND WHO MARRIED A SHREW. 1724. NELL scolded in so loud a din, That Will durst hardly venture in: * There have been instances of a man's writing with his foot. H. He |