-plodding reader!-what d'ye think? 'Would'st thou,' he cries, increase thy trea. sures, Use lighter weights and scantier measures, 'I scorn to cheat,' the farmer cries: ROBERT AND RICHARD. Some beau presents a top-knot nice, A thousand swindling tricks he plays us, BALLADS. OR, THE GHOST OF POOR MOLLY, QUOTH Richard to Bob, 'Let things go as they will, Of pleasure and fun I will still have my fill; I'm glad,' answered Bob, 'you're of Solomon's me a cup, I'm resolv'd, while I'm able, I'll still keep it up; Let old gray-beard's deny that in frolic there's bliss, I'll game, love, and drink-and what harm is in this?' Says Robert, 'I grant if you live for to-day, You may game, love, and drink, and may frolic away; But then, my dear Dick, I again must contond, That the Wise Man has bid us-Remember the end!" Says Richard, 'When sickness or peevish old age Shall advance to dismiss me from life's merry stage; Repentance just then, boy, may not be amiss, But while young I'll be jolly, what harm is in this?' They parted; and Richard his pastimes begun, 'Twas Richard the jovial, the soul of all fun; Each dancing bout, drinking bout, Dick would attend And he sung and he swore, nor once thought of the end. Young Molly he courted, the pride of the plain, He promis'd her marriage, but promis'd in vain ; She trusted his vows, but she soon was undone, And when she lamented, he thought it good fun. Thus scorn'd by her Richard, sad Molly run wild, And roam'd through the woods with her desti. tute childs "Till Molly and Molly's poor baby were found, One evening, in Richard's own mill-pond both drown'd. Then his conscience grew troubled by night and by day, But its clamour he drown'd in more drink and more play; Still Robert exhorted, and like a true friend He warn'd him and pray'd him to think on the end! Now disturb'd in his dreams, poor Molly each night With her babe stood before him, how sad was the sight! O how ghastly she look'd as she bade him at tend, And so awfully told him, 'Remember the end She talk'd of the woes ard unquenchable fire Which await the licentious, the drunkard, and liar: [beware, How he ruin'd more maidens, she bade him Then she wept, and she groan'd, and she vanish'd in air. Now beggar'd by gaming, distemper'd by drink, Death star'd in his face, yet he dar'd not to think; Desparing of mercy, despising all truth, He dy'd of old age in the prime of his youth. On his tomb-stone, good Robert, these verses engrav'd, [and be saved: Which he hop'd some gay fellow might read THE CARPENTER: Or, the Danger of Evil Company. THERE was a young west countryman, A carpenter by trade, A skilful wheelright too was he, And few such wagons made. Throughout his native town; In sooth it was enough, His shining pewter, pots of brass, A little cottage too he had, For ease and comfort plann'd; And that he might not lack for aught, A pleasant orchard too there was Active and healthy, stout and young What man more blest could be ? Frugal, and neat, and good was she, Where is the lord, or where the squire, The goodness of that bounteous hand Which blest his prosp'rous days? Each night when he return'd from work, His wife so meek and mild, His little supper gladly dress'd, While he caress'd his child, Ono blooming babe was all he had, The object of their equal love, O what could ruin such a life, And spoil so fair a lot? O what could change so kind a heart, The dismal cause reveal Who oft had cross'd the seas, To hear the cooper talk; And with him to the alehouse oft, Would take his evening walk. But only lik'd the fun; Was all for which he car'd, To swear like him soon dar'd. His hammer now neglected lay, For work he little car'd; Half finish'd wheels and broken tools, Were strew'd about his yard. To get him to attend his work, No prayers could now prevail, He never drove a nail. With peace and plenty smil'd; No more he sought his pleasing wife, Nor hugg'd his smiling child. For not his drunken nights alone, Were with the cooper past, No nose-gay mark'd the sabbath-morn No more his church he did frequent, A symptom ever sad: Where once the Sunday is mispent, The week days must be bad. The cottage mortgag'd for its worth; The fav'rite orchard sold; He soon began to feel the effects Of hunger and of cold. The pewter dishes one by one Were pawn'd, till none were left By chance he call'd at home one nigh Whence could he then be fed! See Berquin's Gardener. And then before him laid, But not a word she said. And saw his child lie there. There lies thy babe,' the mother said, 'Oppress'd with famine sore O kill us both-'twero kinder far We could not suffer more. The carpenter struck to the heart, Fell on his knees straightway, Ho wrung his hands-confess'd his sins, And did both weep and pray. From that same hour the cooper more He never would behold; Nor would he to the ale house go; Had it been pav'd with gold. His wife forgave him all the past; And sooth'd his sorrowing mind, And much he griev'd that e'er he wrong'd The worthiest of her kind. By lab'ring hard, and working late, His cottage was at length redeem'd, And sav'd were all his gains. The drunkard murders child and wife, THE RIOT: OR, HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NO BREAD. ma Dialogue between Jack Anvil and Tom Hod. What a whimsey to think we shall mend our spare diet, By breeding disturba ice, by murder and riot? And just such wise reasons for minding their diet, Are us'd by those blockheads who rush into riot. Derry Down. Meantime to assist us, by each western breeze! And let us remember, whenever we meet, On those days spent in rio: no bread you brought home, Had you spent them in labour you must have had some. Derry Down. A dinner of herbs, says the wise man, vith quiet, Is better than beef amid discord and riot. If the thing could be help'd I'm a foe to all strife, And I pray for a peace ev'ry night of my life; But in matters of state not an inch will I budge, Writun in ninety-five, a year of scarcity and Because I conceive I'm no very good judge. To the tune of' A cobler there was.' Alarm. TOM. COME neighbours, no longer be patient and quict, I'll give you good sport, boys, as ever you saw, I'll show thee thy blunder, brave boy, in a crack, nill; Derry Down. But though poor, I can work, my brave boy with the best, Let the king and the parliament manage the rest; I lament both the war and the taxes together, Though I verily think they don't alter the weather. The king, as I take it, with very good reason, May prevent a bad law, but can't help a bad Derry Down. season. The parliament men, although great is their power, Yet they cannot contrive us a bit of a shower And I never yet heard though our rulers aro wise, That they know very well how to manage the skies; For the best of them all, as they found to their cost, Were not able to hinder last winter's hard frost. Derry Down. Besides, I must share in the wants of the times. Because I have had my full share in its crimes. And I'm apt to believe the distress which is sent, Is to punish and cure us of discontent. But harvest is coining-potatoes are come! Our prospect clears up; ye complainers be dumb! Derry Down. And though I've no money, and though I've no lands, I've a head on my shoulders, and a pair of good hands. So I'll work the whole day, and on Sundays I'll seek At church how to bear all the wants of the week. So I'll e'en wait a little till cheaper the bread, work. PATIENT JOE: OR, THE NEW CASTLE COLLIER. He was certain that all work'd together for good. How sincere were his carols of praise for good health, And how grateful for any increase in his wealth! In trouble he bow'd him to God's holy will; How contented was Joseph when matters went ill! When rich and when poor he alike understood, That all things together were working for good. If the land was afflicted with war he declar'd, 'Twas a needful correction for sins which he shar'd, And when merciful Heaven bade slaughter to cease, How thankful was Joe for the blessing of peace! Yet a mind so submissive prepar'd him for all; It was Joseph's ill fortune to work in a pit With some who believ'd that profaneness way wit; When disasters bofel him much pleasure they show'd, And laugh'd and said Joseph, will this work for good? But ever when these would profanely advance That this happen'd by luck, and that happen'd by chance; Still Joseph insisted no chance could be found, Not a sparrow by accident falls to the ground. Among his companions who work'd in the pit, And made him the butt of their profligate wit, Was idle Tim Jenkins, who drank and who gum'd, Who mock'd at his Bible, and was not asham'd. As Joe on the ground had unthinkingly laid And off with his prey ran with foot-steps so fleet. Now to see the delight that Tim Jenkins express'd! 'Is the loss of thy dinner too, Joe for the best?' No doubt on't,' said Joe; but as I must eat, 'Tis my duty to try to recover my meat.' So saying, he follow'd the dog a long round, While Tim, laughing and swearing, went down under ground. [lost, Poor Joe soon return'd, though his bacon was For the dog a good dinner had made at his cost. When Joseph came back he expected a sneer, But the face of each collier spoke horror and fear; [said, What a narrow escape hast thou had, they all The pit 's fall'n in, and Tim Jenkins is dead! How sincere was the gratitude Joseph express'd! How warm the compassion which glow'd in his breast! Thus events great and small, if aright understood, Will be found to be working together for good. 'When my meat,' Joseph cry'd' was just now stol'n away, And I had no prospect of eating to-day, How could it appear to a short-sighted sinnor That my life would be sav'd by the loss of ing dinner.' The prince of darkness never sent To man a deadlier foe, The labourer of his wealth: His honest name and health. We say the timos are grievous hard, And hard they are, 'tis true; But, drunkards, to your wives and babes, The drunkard's tax is self-impos'd, The taxes altogether lay No weight so great as Gin. Are poorly cloth'd and fed, The children's daily bread. And see the cause of penury In hundreds we shall meet. From the deserving poor. The child of honest thrift; Behold that shiv'ring female there, That hopeless wretch has made. And ev'ry sin is found. Who take these wretches up, The Philanthropic Society. THE TWO GARDENERS. T'wo gardeners once beneath un oak, Lay down to rest, when Jack thus spoko: 'You must confess dear Will that Nature Is but a blundering kind of creature ; And I-nay, why that look of terror? Could teach her how to mend her error.' Of their sad parents cup. The debtor and the felon too, Though differing much in sin, Yet Heav'n forbid I should confound Or name the debtor's lesser fault The guiltless debtor brings, From Gin the misery springs. How lank and lean he lies! No book-debts kept him from his cash His wages on the Saturday To fail he never knew. See that apprentice, young in years, That serving man-I knew him once, It tolls, alas, for human guilt, Some malefactor's knell. O! woful sound! O! what could cause And when the future lot is fix'd Of darkness, fire, and chains, How can the drunkard hope to 'scape Those everlasting pains! For if the murd'rer's doom'd to wo, TALES. |