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... Husband , On a Bad Singer , 90 90 ib . 91 94 The Lawyer and Client , The Pig and the Magpie , Epitaph on a Blacksmith , The First Pair , Epigram ( Upon some hasty errand ) On a Bowl of Punch , - Epigram , ( says a beau to a lady ) Sir ...
... Husband , On a Bad Singer , 90 90 ib . 91 94 The Lawyer and Client , The Pig and the Magpie , Epitaph on a Blacksmith , The First Pair , Epigram ( Upon some hasty errand ) On a Bowl of Punch , - Epigram , ( says a beau to a lady ) Sir ...
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... husband warm , But your provoking tongue undoes the charm ; Be silent and complying -- you'll soon find , ' Sir John , without a med'cine , will be kind . BATTLE OF THE KEGS ( F. HOPKINSON ) GALLANTS , attend . and hear a friend , Trill ...
... husband warm , But your provoking tongue undoes the charm ; Be silent and complying -- you'll soon find , ' Sir John , without a med'cine , will be kind . BATTLE OF THE KEGS ( F. HOPKINSON ) GALLANTS , attend . and hear a friend , Trill ...
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... husband kind : The friend sincere -- tho ' not to brag , The honest and well meaning nag . Then let those fools who vainly laugh , To see a horse's epitaph , Go , , grope among the human dust , And find an epitaph more just . A KING AND ...
... husband kind : The friend sincere -- tho ' not to brag , The honest and well meaning nag . Then let those fools who vainly laugh , To see a horse's epitaph , Go , , grope among the human dust , And find an epitaph more just . A KING AND ...
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... husband you'd take , miss - or you sir , a wife , From this maxim divert not your eyes ; For of one and the other I'll veuture my life , There are more than - two blanks to a prize ! If in law you ' re entangl'd , why then , silly man ...
... husband you'd take , miss - or you sir , a wife , From this maxim divert not your eyes ; For of one and the other I'll veuture my life , There are more than - two blanks to a prize ! If in law you ' re entangl'd , why then , silly man ...
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... husband , mun ; And Joan , I'll love thee dearly ; Iss waant do leek our neighbour Flail , That huffth his wive , and kickth her tail , And drashth her just leek barley . Joanny , Iss now have broke my meend ; Zo speak , and let the ...
... husband , mun ; And Joan , I'll love thee dearly ; Iss waant do leek our neighbour Flail , That huffth his wive , and kickth her tail , And drashth her just leek barley . Joanny , Iss now have broke my meend ; Zo speak , and let the ...
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Page 109 - But has heard of the Well of St. Keyne. An oak and an elm tree stand beside, And behind does an ash tree grow, And a willow from the bank above Droops to the water below. A traveller came to the Well of St. Keyne...
Page 113 - So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause With a great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning ; While chief baron Ear sat to balance the laws, So famed for his talent in nicely discerning. In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear, And your lordship...
Page 109 - And there was not a cloud in the sky. He drank of the water so cool and clear, For thirsty and hot was he, And he sat down upon the bank, Under the willow-tree.
Page 110 - quoth he, " For an if thou hast a wife, The happiest draught thou hast drank this day That ever thou didst in thy life. " Or has thy good woman, if one thou hast, Ever here in Cornwall been ? For an if she have, I'll venture my life She has drank of the Well of St Keyne.
Page 114 - On the whole it appears, and my argument shows With a reasoning the court will never condemn, That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose, And the Nose was as plainly intended for them.
Page 7 - As in a maze he stood to gaze, The truth can't be denied, Sir, He spied a score of Kegs or more, Come floating down the tide, Sir. A sailor, too, in jerkin blue, The strange appearance viewing, First damn'd his eyes, in great surprise, Then said,
Page 9 - A hundred men with each a pen, Or more upon my word, sir, It is most true would be too few, Their valor to record, sir.
Page vi - His muzzle, formed of opposition stuff, Firm as a Foxite, would not lose its ruff; So kept it, laughing at the steel and suds. Hodge, in a passion, stretched his angry jaws, Vowing the direst vengeance, with clenched claws, On the vile cheat that sold the goods. " Razors ! A mean, confounded dog ! Not fit to scrape a hog...