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when there was no musick with him but the drum and fife ; and now had he rather hear the tabor and the pipe: I have known, when he would have walked ten mile afoot, to see a good armour ; and now will he lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain, and to the purpose, like an honest man, and a soldier ; and now is he turn'd orthographer ; his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted, and see with these eyes? I cannot tell ; I think not: I will not be sworn, but love

may transform me to an oyster; but I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman is fair; yet I am well: another is wise; yet I am well : another virtuous; yet I am well : but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise, or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her; fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour.

[Withdraws.

Enter Don PedRO, LEONATO, and CLAUDIO, D. Pedro. Come, shall we hear this musick ? Claud. Yea, my good lord:--How still the even

ing is, As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony !

D. Pedro. See you where Benedick hath hid him

self? Claud. O, very well, my lord: the musick ended, We'll fit the kid-fox? with a penny-worth.

Enter BALTHAZAR, with musick. D. Pedro. Come, Balthazar, we'll hear that song

again.
Balth. O good my lord, tax not so bad a voice
To slander musick any more than once.

D. Pedro. It is the witness still of excellency,
To put a strange face on his own perfection :-
I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.

Balth. Because you talk of wooing, I will sing:
Since many a wooer doth commence his suit
To her he thinks not worthy; yet he wooes ;
Yet will he swear, he loves.
D. Pedro.

Nay, pray thee, come:
Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument,
Do it in notes.
Balth.

Note this before my notes, There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting. D. Pedro. Why these are very crotchets that he

speaks ; Note, notes, forsooth, and noting! [Musick.

Bene. Now, Divine air ! now is his soul ravished! --Is it not strange, that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies ?-Well, a horn for my money, when all's done.

7 Young or cub-fox.

BALTHAZAR sings.

I.

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Balth. Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,

Men were deceirers ever ;
One foot in sea, and one on shore ;
To one thing constant never :

Then sigh not so,

But let them go,
And be

you

blith and bonny ;
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into, Hey nonny, nonny.

IÍ.
Sing no more ditties, sing no mo

Of dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leavy.

Then sigh not so, &c.
D. Pedro. By my troth, a good song.
Balth. And an ill singer, my lord.

D. Pedro. Ha? no; no, faith ; thou singest well enough for a shift.

Bene. [Aside.] An he had been a dog, that should have howled thus, they would have hanged him : and, I pray God, his bad voice bode no mischief! I had as lief have heard the night-raven, come what plague could have come after it.

D. Pedro. Yea, marry; [To CLAUDIO.]--Dost thou hear, Balthazar? I pray thee, get us some ex

3 Longer.

cellent musick ; for to-morrow night we would have it at the lady Hero's chamber-window. Balth. The best I can, my

lord. D. Pedro. Do so: farewell. [Exeunt BALTHAZAR and musick.] Come hither, Leonato : What was it you told me of to-day? that your niece Beatrice was in love with signior Benedick ?

Claud. O, ay:-Stalk on, stalk on; the fowl sits. [Aside to PEDRO.] I did never 'think that lady would have loved any man.

Leon. No, nor I neither ; but most wonderful, that she should so dote on signior Benedick, whom she hath in all outward behaviours seemed ever to abhor. Bene. Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner ?

[Aside. Leon. By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it; but that she loves him with an enraged affection, it is past the infinite of thought.9

D. Pedro. May be, she doth but counterfeit.
Claud. 'Faith, like enough.

Leon. O God! counterfeit! There never was counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion, as she discovers it.

D. Pedro. Why, what effects of passion shows she?
Claud. Bait the hook well; this fish will bite.

[Aside. Leon. What effects, my lord! She will sit you, You heard my daughter tell you how.

Claud. She did, indeed.
D. Pedro. How, how, I pray you? You amaze

9 Beyond the power of thought to conceive.

up.

me: I would have thought her spirit had been in-
vincible against all assaults of affection.
Leon. I would have sworn it had,

my
lord;

; especially against Benedick.

Bene. [Aside.] I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it: knavery cannot, sure, hide itself in such reverence. Claud. He hath ta'en the infection; hold it

[Aside. D. Pedro. Hath she made her affection known to Benedick?

Leon. No; and swears she never will: that's her torment.

Claud. 'Tis true, indeed; so your daughter says: Shall I, says she, that have so oft encounter'd him with scorn, write to him that I love him? Leon. This

says

she now when she is beginning to write to him: for she'll be up twenty times a night; and there will she sit in her smock, till she have writ a sheet of paper :-my daughter tells us all.

Claud. Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a pretty jest your daughter told us of.

Leon. O!-When she had writ it, and was reading it over, she found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet?

Claud. That.

Leon, O! she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence ; railed at herself, that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would fout her : I measure him, says she, by my own spirit; for I should flout him, if he writ to me; yea, though I love him, I should.

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